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ammy the tyrant mod wrote:pedos on 4chan hate android what are you talking about hippocrates

pedophiles are so stupid they think software being FOSS will keep the FBI off their asses and android advertises how "open" it is even though its not true

so i'll put money down that android is the #1 pedophile phone OS

well idk about the rest of the pedos but 4chan pedos use shiteos

i'm pretty sure there isn't a pedophillia board of directors that had a conference one day saying "from this day on all of us pedos will use 'shiteos' whatever the fuck that is"

I noticed that only butthurt Android script kiddies resort to bending up rival products' names when they refer to it

iOS people don't do it WP people don't do it BBM people don't do it, meanwhile Android kiddos have a dictionary of childish terms to refer to their rivals with

shite is pronounced with the main vowel being an "i" sound

no ios people do it all the time. lagdroid, samdung, etc etc etc etc etc etc lamedroid etc

mrspurinization wrote:i'm pretty sure there isn't a pedophillia board of directors that had a conference one day saying "from this day on all of us pedos will use 'shiteos' whatever the fuck that is"

if you talk about android on /g/ you will be torched

ammy the tyrant mod wrote:shite is pronounced with the main vowel being an "i" sound

no ios people do it all the time. lagdroid, samdung, etc etc etc etc etc etc lamedroid etc

lagdroid is the only one i've heard

"loser phone" also and its my favorite because that vine destroyed android ass

what vine link to the vine

ammy the tyrant mod wrote:what vine link to the vine

i cant find it but it got put up when vine was finally made for android

it was like 4 people sitting at a table texting and all of them using iphones and then at the end they all point at the android guy and shout "LOSER PHONE!"

it got posted everywhere and no android nerd's ass ever saw the light of day again they all started screaming and crying about "CRAPPLE! ITARDS! APPLE SHILLS!!"

the crapple copypasta is one of my favorites

Thanks for all the birthday wishes, but I have some sad, rather angering news. I won't be able to start my App development career because my ignoramus of a stepfather purchased an iPhone 5 instead of a Galaxy S4 despite me EXPLICITLY telling him not to. I consider this to be a low blow, not for my dreams of making fun apps and games, but a low blow to my self esteem and reputation as well. Now I guess I'm demoted to Hipster trash. The kind of asshole who buys some niche product in order to feel like he's different...in order to feel like he's part of something. I'm not a weakling like that. Never will I ever be! I've been slowly going crazy all weekend, trying to use this piece of fucking garbage.

No open source capabilities? No extended customization? Why isn't Crapple marketing this as a TOY or something? Nobody with an IQ over 70 wants a smart device that's only capable of Facebook and Angry Birds. Give me sheer power. Give me video game emulators. Give me the peace of mind knowing that I have control over something Ipaid my money for!

This fiasco has only made my hatred for Crappie grow exponentially. Every time I see someone using an iPhone or an iPad...or even a CrapBook, Iinstantly hate them...and now thanks to my IDIOT stepfather, I‘m now one of them. I'm an Apple sheep. How dare you. How FUCKING DARE YOU.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55ZtqZc0IKo

hahahahhahhaha is this what you're talking abuot? first off it seems more like they were just funning the guy since he didn't get upset and he was sitting with them and second i love how all apple users think they're part of an exclusive club they did this with instagram too all the popular apps that move to iphone don't have this happen because we're not butthurt little babbys :33333333

mrspurinization wrote:Thanks for all the birthday wishes, but I have some sad, rather angering news. I won't be able to start my App development career because my ignoramus of a stepfather purchased an iPhone 5 instead of a Galaxy S4 despite me EXPLICITLY telling him not to. I consider this to be a low blow, not for my dreams of making fun apps and games, but a low blow to my self esteem and reputation as well. Now I guess I'm demoted to Hipster trash. The kind of asshole who buys some niche product in order to feel like he's different...in order to feel like he's part of something. I'm not a weakling like that. Never will I ever be! I've been slowly going crazy all weekend, trying to use this piece of fucking garbage.

No open source capabilities? No extended customization? Why isn't Crapple marketing this as a TOY or something? Nobody with an IQ over 70 wants a smart device that's only capable of Facebook and Angry Birds. Give me sheer power. Give me video game emulators. Give me the peace of mind knowing that I have control over something Ipaid my money for!

This fiasco has only made my hatred for Crappie grow exponentially. Every time I see someone using an iPhone or an iPad...or even a CrapBook, Iinstantly hate them...and now thanks to my IDIOT stepfather, I‘m now one of them. I'm an Apple sheep. How dare you. How FUCKING DARE YOU.

that is beautiful shitposting +300 upboat to whoever wrote that beautiful piece of ironic poetry

ammy the tyrant mod wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55ZtqZc0IKo

hahahahhahhaha is this what you're talking abuot? first off it seems more like they were just funning the guy since he didn't get upset and he was sitting with them and second i love how all apple users think they're part of an exclusive club they did this with instagram too all the popular apps that move to iphone don't have this happen because we're not butthurt little babbys :33333333

see? video makes android nerds butthurt

keep dancing, android and ios nerds, WP8 and BB master race will watch and make love as you engage in petty quarrels and namecalling

"WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET THIS APP AND WE'RE GETTING MORE CONTENT AND MORE FRIENDS ON THE SERVICE WITH NO DOWNSIDE AT ALL?? #FUCKANDROID #IMGAY #YOLOSWAG #HOLYFUCKIMRETARDED #TEAMIPHONE

and it looks like some of the people were apple marketers/employees viraling. there's nothing better for viraling than vine trust me not even twitter

mrspurinization wrote:

ammy the tyrant mod wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55ZtqZc0IKo

hahahahhahhaha is this what you're talking abuot? first off it seems more like they were just funning the guy since he didn't get upset and he was sitting with them and second i love how all apple users think they're part of an exclusive club they did this with instagram too all the popular apps that move to iphone don't have this happen because we're not butthurt little babbys :33333333

see? video makes android nerds butthurt

what part of it

mrspurinization wrote:keep dancing, android and ios nerds, WP8 and BB master race will watch and make love as you engage in petty quarrels and namecalling

"bb" lmbo "wp8" lmbo "ios" lmbo

considering android is the only one of the four you mentioned being actually developed it shouldn't even be mentioned in the same breath as the three last gen operating systems :33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

"they disagree so they're viral marketers"

butthurt level 27 harvos - extremely butthurt

ammy the tyrant mod wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:keep dancing, android and ios nerds, WP8 and BB master race will watch and make love as you engage in petty quarrels and namecalling

"bb" lmbo "wp8" lmbo "ios" lmbo

considering android is the only one of the four you mentioned being actually developed it shouldn't even be mentioned in the same breath as the three last gen operating systems :33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

tfw doesn't even make a point and just spouts "w-well android is better"

sorry that you have to live in inferiority

mrspurinization wrote:"they disagree so they're viral marketers"

butthurt level 27 harvos - extremely butthurt

there is nothing to disagree about besides fanboyism and fanboyism as bad as some of them has to be paid

like the guy who took a 2008 android and trashed it OH GEE I'M SO OFFENDED how about you trash an s5 or do you DARE trash the phone you bend over for? hahahahaha

mrspurinization wrote:

ammy the tyrant mod wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:keep dancing, android and ios nerds, WP8 and BB master race will watch and make love as you engage in petty quarrels and namecalling

"bb" lmbo "wp8" lmbo "ios" lmbo

considering android is the only one of the four you mentioned being actually developed it shouldn't even be mentioned in the same breath as the three last gen operating systems :33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

tfw doesn't even make a point and just spouts "w-well android is better"

sorry that you have to live in inferiority

yea i did lel i just pointed out that ios 7 was apple giving up the ghost and bb is dead and windows phonegate is ahead for like 2 months before it falls behind again because microsoft refuses to give it updates until the next decade rolls around while android is constantly evolving it's the only one being developed www

gaijin pig n-normalfu-fags always think that android from 3 years ago are accurate representations of androids today because carriers are shit at disposing of their stock so they keep old android phones around because they bought too many and then people go into the store and they're like "well it's either between the iphone 4s or some cheap free android" and all the free androids are from 2009 or total shit because if the actually good phones were reduced in price the carriers would have 0 chance of getting rid of the stock

"you have to be paid to fanboy over something" says FD while cumming in his cargo shorts about google chrome and actually fucking endorsing using G+

"im not mad" says FD while writing entire paragraphs of nonsense that's just him repeating to himself 'android is better android is better'

WP8 gets developed for lmfao i had an update just today

are you repeating opinions you see on 4chenne again? stupid fundie