how was your day otrecliner

that's true copypasta material
expect it to go in the OTx copy paste bin before long

slamjamsk8r wrote:that's true copypasta material
expect it to go in the OTx copy paste bin before long

want me to add the lesser details like go into detail on the crazy lady and the inbetweens i left out to make it shorter

yeah tell us EVERYTHING

do tell

names:
trent - best friend and the guy we ding dong ditched
sean - the guy who ran on foot and knocked on the door
tyson - the mastermind of it all

well after i had left sean behind like he told me to, and after i ditched the bike in the field (the field is also right beside this church, and across the church yard and this road is tyson's house). I went there and waited around, i didnt see his bike there so i didnt know if he was home.

i waited near his yard and he came out and started yelling at me, and to get the he'll away and i was like "the fuck nigger? it wasnt even my idea you bitches and you're using me as your scapegoat." and he just went inside.

then sean called me he said the lady who came out came around the corner and he booked it like fucking speedy gonzalez. he said he heard her engine roar up and but he hid and she just drove by, and then he told me to meet him in the church yard.

he made it there alive and we talked about the situation, and how he said she probably went over 100 m/ph. then trent's step siblings came and tyson and his mom came out of the house, tyson preceded to yell at me, and his mom asked me who stole the bike, and sean said "just say we where sorry and it was a harmless joke!!"

the bitches made me return the bike. i was riding back with trents sister and step sister, and when we got back and he or his dad weren't home. they told me to go home and that they'd sort it out.

i walked home and then called trent and with epic damage control and using the fact that im on good terms with his father to skedaddle off the hook.

ok hold on im editing and adding names so it isnt fucking confusing

edit: there we go.

you know the guy who i said i found attractive.
i take it back. i take it all fucking back.
look at him


edit : here's his facebook fucking take it i'm done with this shit nonononono

https://www.facebook.com/chris.mathis.397

Remora-Chan wrote:you know the guy who i said i found attractive.
i take it back. i take it all fucking back.
look at him
edit : here's his facebook fucking take it i'm done with this shit nonononono

https://www.facebook.com/chris.mathis.397

what the fuck

also no one here uses fagbook

ammy wrote:

Remora-Chan wrote:you know the guy who i said i found attractive.
i take it back. i take it all fucking back.
look at him
edit : here's his facebook fucking take it i'm done with this shit nonononono

https://www.facebook.com/chris.mathis.397

what the fuck

also no one here uses fagbook

...just look at all his shit.

it's really sad that i even /thought/ he was the slightest bit attractive.

alright ill venture into facebook for once

holy fuck thats horrifying

plastering anime girls on his albums or whatever
FMA
MY LITTLE PONY HOLY SHIT
"burning your house down" "being a pyromaniac" (this guy thinks hes funny)

wtf

hold on i gotta delete my cookies

no computer should deserve longterm exposure to what i just saw

ammy wrote:hold on i gotta delete my cookies

no computer should deserve longterm exposure to what i just saw

see what i mean

i spent 48 gigabytes of hard drive space on glorious otx.avi
of course i'm just gonna delete it sooooo

aahahahah oh shit i cant upload it hahahahah it's so massive that it'd take 8,000 minutes

dicks

https://imgur.com/gallery/w36IT5b
so if this guy commits to this he won't be using google for... what, 14 years?

AMMY'S FACEBOOK LEAKED

with this post this thread passes OTFF: The Game's main thread for longest OTx thread

slamjamsk8r wrote:with this post this thread passes OTFF: The Game's main thread for longest OTx thread

i wouldnt count it since a good fraction is shitposts


THEN AGAIN

plus it got sawed in half

Teron wrote:plus it got sawed in half

nothing changed from the older thread and the first sixty or so posts of this thread are from the older one so does that really matter

also the thread's gonna be sawed in half again tomorrow

wee

a neighbor called the cops on us because we were watching the dark knight too loud

spinnythings wrote:a neighbor called the cops on us because we were watching the dark knight too loud

what a bunch of dicks