The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Okay, so this anime. Fuck this anime, i'm going to say that before I start. Now review time.

So Haruhi Suzumiya is about this guy who just transferred or something like that. Then this girl named Haruhi Suzumiya gets up like she rules the school and says she refuses to be interested in humans. She hates humans or some shit. She says she's only interested in aliens, time travelers, espers, and other supernatural things. Later she cuts her hair short. This chick dated a ton of guys, but the relationship didn't last long. Now she wants to build a club specifically for people who are interested in that stuff like her. She forces the guy to join, then uses the book club also getting the only member there. Next, she later picks up this girl, and she later forces her to wear lewd outfits. Finally they find this one dude and get him. Then she wants to gets some laptops. She asks the tech club to give them one. They refuse. She gets forced girl and puts her in a really lewd out then pushes him on her so it looks like he's trying to rape her. Then Haruhi takes pictures and yells out something like "Oh no help, someone's trying to rape somebody!!!111". They finally give in, and give her the laptop. I should say I watched four-five episodes.




-34/10 ice cubes.

ill keep in mind to never watch this ever

is every guy in every anime named Haruhi

spinnythings wrote:is every guy in every anime named Haruhi

Girl. Haruhi is the girl.

Icy Holic wrote:

spinnythings wrote:is every guy in every anime named Haruhi

Girl. Haruhi is the girl.

okay then every girl

that sounds fucking retarded

it sounds so retarded i didnt even read

Teron Gorefiend wrote:it sounds so retarded i didnt even read

you missed nothing its fucking stupid

I watched the entire thing.

You made the right by dropping it, Icy.

To sum it up:
It's basically about Haruhi being an insufferable cunt and trying to come into contact with aliens, ghosts and so on and so forth.

The guy who isn't the MC is an Esper.
The quiet bitch is an alien from some hive-mind-esque alien government.
The red haired bitch is a time traveller.

The three of them and the groups they represent are interested in Haruhi because she has God like powers that she is unaware of and have to go along with her stupid shit to stop her from fucking shit up and fixing the fuck ups when they do.
She almost erases the world in the second episode in chronological order or the last episode if you watch it in broadcast order.

The main character, Kyon is dragged into it because Haruhi is tsundere for him.
He's the normal everyday guy that the audience can self-insert into.

The second season is more of the same but comes with eight episodes that repeat the same shit again and again and again but with slight differences, otherwise known as Endless Eight.

The movie is about the Alien bitch taking Haruhi powers and changing the world to her fancy because she was sick of all this bullshit.

And didn't she almost destroy the universe or some shit because she made a little world just for Kyon and her?

Icy Holic wrote:And didn't she almost destroy the universe or some shit because she made a little world just for Kyon and her?

I remember something along those lines so probably.