how to be classy
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how to be classy
1. purchase attire from the 1920s-1950s era; such as tuxedo suits, fedoras, ties, and other gay shit that would make any woman from that time period slap you for looking like an obese flasher
2. toss in 'gentlemen' into the beginning of every sentence you use or make
3. act as chivalrous as possible to every woman in the vain hope of receiving some ass
4. cry about THIS GENERATION not being classy enough and not appealing to yourshittyrefined tastes
5. consider everyone else that is not a classy intellectual like yourself a lesser being
6. speak in a fake English accent because the British are the kings of classiness
you're done
2. toss in 'gentlemen' into the beginning of every sentence you use or make
3. act as chivalrous as possible to every woman in the vain hope of receiving some ass
4. cry about THIS GENERATION not being classy enough and not appealing to your
5. consider everyone else that is not a classy intellectual like yourself a lesser being
6. speak in a fake English accent because the British are the kings of classiness
you're done
Last edited by Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo on Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:30 am; edited 1 time in total
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Re: how to be classy
you forgot "speak in a shitty fake british accent"
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