i need a job but I don't know how to get one

this is probably the wrong place to ask for advice but I'm doing it anyway

suck dick

salty wrote:suck dick

no thnx

1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

tangy wrote:1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

but but but
fear of rejection

fuck 13 y/o me

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

but but but
fear of rejection

fuck 13 y/o me

businesses like mcdonalds will hire literally anybody who applies

tangy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

but but but
fear of rejection

fuck 13 y/o me

businesses like mcdonalds will hire literally anybody who applies

yes but getting a job at fucking mcdonalds is generally considered a bad thing

tangy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

but but but
fear of rejection

fuck 13 y/o me

businesses like mcdonalds will hire literally anybody who applies

but McDonald's sucks dick

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

but but but
fear of rejection

fuck 13 y/o me

businesses like mcdonalds will hire literally anybody who applies

but McDonald's sucks dick

listen respectable member of society do you want a job or not

because if you don't have a solid gold resume and completely clean criminal record it's all you've got

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

but but but
fear of rejection

fuck 13 y/o me

businesses like mcdonalds will hire literally anybody who applies

but McDonald's sucks dick

who fucking cares you get paid

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

but but but
fear of rejection

fuck 13 y/o me

dont be socially awkward

tangy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

but but but
fear of rejection

fuck 13 y/o me

businesses like mcdonalds will hire literally anybody who applies

Not when you're thirteen. .-. (At least not in Virginia. You have to be 15+, and most places reject anyone under 16.)

Audiophillic wrote:

tangy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

but but but
fear of rejection

fuck 13 y/o me

businesses like mcdonalds will hire literally anybody who applies

Not when you're thirteen. .-. (At least not in Virginia. You have to be 15+, and most places reject anyone under 16.)

he's 17

Teron Gorefiend wrote:

Audiophillic wrote:

tangy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

but but but
fear of rejection

fuck 13 y/o me

businesses like mcdonalds will hire literally anybody who applies

Not when you're thirteen. .-. (At least not in Virginia. You have to be 15+, and most places reject anyone under 16.)

he's 17

Okay, that's what I initially thought, but he said "fuck 13y/o me."

So, I was like, oh, ok.

Audiophillic wrote:

Teron Gorefiend wrote:

Audiophillic wrote:

tangy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

but but but
fear of rejection

fuck 13 y/o me

businesses like mcdonalds will hire literally anybody who applies

Not when you're thirteen. .-. (At least not in Virginia. You have to be 15+, and most places reject anyone under 16.)

he's 17

Okay, that's what I initially thought, but he said "fuck 13y/o me."

So, I was like, oh, ok.

yeah i dont get why he said it either

Teron Gorefiend wrote:

Audiophillic wrote:

Teron Gorefiend wrote:

Audiophillic wrote:

tangy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

but but but
fear of rejection

fuck 13 y/o me

businesses like mcdonalds will hire literally anybody who applies

Not when you're thirteen. .-. (At least not in Virginia. You have to be 15+, and most places reject anyone under 16.)

he's 17

Okay, that's what I initially thought, but he said "fuck 13y/o me."

So, I was like, oh, ok.

yeah i dont get why he said it either

did i ever tell you the story of hannah

spinnythings wrote:

Teron Gorefiend wrote:

Audiophillic wrote:

Teron Gorefiend wrote:

Audiophillic wrote:

tangy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

but but but
fear of rejection

fuck 13 y/o me

businesses like mcdonalds will hire literally anybody who applies

Not when you're thirteen. .-. (At least not in Virginia. You have to be 15+, and most places reject anyone under 16.)

he's 17

Okay, that's what I initially thought, but he said "fuck 13y/o me."

So, I was like, oh, ok.

yeah i dont get why he said it either

did i ever tell you the story of hannah

no.

Audiophillic wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

Teron Gorefiend wrote:

Audiophillic wrote:

Teron Gorefiend wrote:

Audiophillic wrote:

tangy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

but but but
fear of rejection

fuck 13 y/o me

businesses like mcdonalds will hire literally anybody who applies

Not when you're thirteen. .-. (At least not in Virginia. You have to be 15+, and most places reject anyone under 16.)

he's 17

Okay, that's what I initially thought, but he said "fuck 13y/o me."

So, I was like, oh, ok.

yeah i dont get why he said it either

did i ever tell you the story of hannah

no.

oh don't tell me that's somehow your name

spinnythings wrote:

Audiophillic wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

Teron Gorefiend wrote:

Audiophillic wrote:

Teron Gorefiend wrote:

Audiophillic wrote:

tangy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

but but but
fear of rejection

fuck 13 y/o me

businesses like mcdonalds will hire literally anybody who applies

Not when you're thirteen. .-. (At least not in Virginia. You have to be 15+, and most places reject anyone under 16.)

he's 17

Okay, that's what I initially thought, but he said "fuck 13y/o me."

So, I was like, oh, ok.

yeah i dont get why he said it either

did i ever tell you the story of hannah

no.

oh don't tell me that's somehow your name

It isn't.

spinnythings wrote:

Teron Gorefiend wrote:

Audiophillic wrote:

Teron Gorefiend wrote:

Audiophillic wrote:

tangy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

but but but
fear of rejection

fuck 13 y/o me

businesses like mcdonalds will hire literally anybody who applies

Not when you're thirteen. .-. (At least not in Virginia. You have to be 15+, and most places reject anyone under 16.)

he's 17

Okay, that's what I initially thought, but he said "fuck 13y/o me."

So, I was like, oh, ok.

yeah i dont get why he said it either

did i ever tell you the story of hannah

nope

Teron Gorefiend wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

Teron Gorefiend wrote:

Audiophillic wrote:

Teron Gorefiend wrote:

Audiophillic wrote:

tangy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

but but but
fear of rejection

fuck 13 y/o me

businesses like mcdonalds will hire literally anybody who applies

Not when you're thirteen. .-. (At least not in Virginia. You have to be 15+, and most places reject anyone under 16.)

he's 17

Okay, that's what I initially thought, but he said "fuck 13y/o me."

So, I was like, oh, ok.

yeah i dont get why he said it either

did i ever tell you the story of hannah

nope

another time

spinnythings wrote:

Teron Gorefiend wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

Teron Gorefiend wrote:

Audiophillic wrote:

Teron Gorefiend wrote:

Audiophillic wrote:

tangy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:1. go to place of employment
2. ask for an employment form
3. fill out form
4. submit it
5. do job interview
6. try not to break into salty tears as you respond to every question with lies and exaggeration
7. go home
8. cry really hard, qualm overflowing emotion and tension with food
9. wait for the phone call or letter that confirms you're now employed and that the feeling of magic in the world is officially over

but but but
fear of rejection

fuck 13 y/o me

businesses like mcdonalds will hire literally anybody who applies

Not when you're thirteen. .-. (At least not in Virginia. You have to be 15+, and most places reject anyone under 16.)

he's 17

Okay, that's what I initially thought, but he said "fuck 13y/o me."

So, I was like, oh, ok.

yeah i dont get why he said it either

did i ever tell you the story of hannah

nope

another time

ok

calling it

hannah was a girl he liked but was too scared to ask out so he stood around outside hanging his head during thunderstorms crying salty bitch tears and later in life shitposting "tfw no gf" on 4chan for the next 40 years

some fools tell me i can work at an apple store

but if i bring my botnet phone i think i'll get mauled by steve jobs' corpse

tangy wrote:calling it

hannah was a girl he liked but was too scared to ask out so he stood around outside hanging his head during thunderstorms crying salty bitch tears and later in life shitposting "tfw no gf" on 4chan for the next 40 years

no she's like the only girl i ever asked out lol
its a pretty funny story