fuck markiplier

the dude is literally worse than pewdiepie
whereas pewdiepie screeches "BOAYMEYGOAD HOREWY CHET" at jumpscares markiplier never stops yelling and has this annoying ass duke nukem impression he's always doing and these dumbass faces and faked reactions
try to get through this video without cringing

not a big fan of him but his surgery simulator videos got a laugh out of me

he has some genuinely funny moments but they're quickly ruined when he engaged dick stickem mode and repeats the joke 15 times

i don't even get the "horror" aspect of this game
like "oh no they look all cuddly BUT THEY'RE HORRIFYING UNDERNEATH JUMPSCARES!!!!!!"
i'm fairly sure that was a joke in a simpsons episode

i don't find jumpscares to be inherently 'bad' but i do think it's hard to use them right
i kind of appreciate the game because it actually has some explanations as to what went down there and has some unique mechanics but i can understand not liking it

Viral wrote:i don't find jumpscares to be inherently 'bad' but i do think it's hard to use them right
i kind of appreciate the game because it actually has some explanations as to what went down there and has some unique mechanics but i can understand not liking it

it has a better concept than slendytubbies at least

slendytubbies? is it teletubbies but theyre slim

Viral wrote:slendytubbies? is it teletubbies but theyre slim

yes

somebody made a slenderman game based on the teletubbies a few years ago and there are all these kids on da running about screaming "OH MY GOD YOU WILL SHIT YOUR PANT SIF YOU PLAY THIS GAME"

sexy

blowjob machine of the year

oh my fucking god viral i was watching this exact video yesterday. i found this game on greenlight and people saying it was really scary. i cringed because the concept of the game was so shitty, but nonetheless i searched it on youtube and the first result was from mark. i never watched a markiplier video so i decided i'd watch his video on five nights at freddy's. jesus christ he's an awful actor. he has this stupid look on his face which looks so fake he makes pewdiepie look genuinely scared.

real men play SILENT HILLS from muthafuckin HIDEO KOJIMA and GUILLERMO DEL TORO. game looks scary as fuck, too bad it's ps4 only.

2trash2furious wrote:oh my fucking god viral i was watching this exact video yesterday. i found this game on greenlight and people saying it was really scary. i cringed because the concept of the game was so shitty, but nonetheless i searched it on youtube and the first result was from mark. i never watched a markiplier video so i decided i'd watch his video on five nights at freddy's. jesus christ he's an awful actor. he has this stupid look on his face which looks so fake he makes pewdiepie look genuinely scared.

real men play SILENT HILLS from muthafuckin HIDEO KOJIMA and GUILLERMO DEL TORO. game looks scary as fuck, too bad it's ps4 only.

dude i hate his face its constantly that one expression
also yes based PT kojima toro wombo combo big cock supreme

but markiplier is american so automatically better than pewdiepie no?

:c I can't watch this game

its to fucking scary for me

in the /vg/ thread some dude streamed it and he was so chill and giggled most of the times the robits jumped in his face because of how goofy they looked

also the game's got some pretty choolio mechanics
eg; day 2 you get a phone call from the day 1 dude telling you there's a robot in the pirate cove room (1c) who gets more active if the camera is off for a long amount of time, so you have to repeatedly check on him and if he's missing he'll usain bolt to the door and pop in so you have to react fast
on day 6 the rules switch without your knowledge so you absolutely never want to check room 1c

Viral wrote:also the game's got some pretty choolio mechanics
eg; day 2 you get a phone call from the day 1 dude telling you there's a robot in the pirate cove room (1c) who gets more active if the camera is off for a long amount of time, so you have to repeatedly check on him and if he's missing he'll usain bolt to the door and pop in so you have to react fast
on day 6 the rules switch without your knowledge so you absolutely never want to check room 1c

that game is fucking gay

Viral wrote:also the game's got some pretty choolio mechanics
eg; day 2 you get a phone call from the day 1 dude telling you there's a robot in the pirate cove room (1c) who gets more active if the camera is off for a long amount of time, so you have to repeatedly check on him and if he's missing he'll usain bolt to the door and pop in so you have to react fast
on day 6 the rules switch without your knowledge so you absolutely never want to check room 1c

why do you spend more than 5 nights if it's called "5 nights at freddy's" that is bullshit

I think day six is just for fun

the main game is 5 days

QueenTipsy wrote:I think day six is just for fun

the main game is 5 days

you have kid-friendly terminators on your ass
how is any of this "fun"
do you play as a masochist who enjoys death

idk some people like to shit them selfs

it's like a roller coaster
except it wants to rip the flesh from your bones and looks stupid

i should buy this game
i wanna get savaged by barney

fuck ya furries

i saw the dude op is talking about when i was looking for videos for something when making super fd tries to troll the thunderdumb rpg

he was playing some game with a device that induces pain or some shit and he was overreacting