FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
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FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by alyaza Fri Aug 08, 2014 7:16 am
LEVEL 0: FLAMINGDINNER TUTORIAL LEVEL
YOU ARE FLAMINGDINNER. IT IS 7 AM, AND YOU HAVE JUST WOKEN UP. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?
>Eat
>Fap
>Tell the big bad meanies on OTThunderdome what's what
0/20 points gained
>Eat
>Fap
>Tell the big bad meanies on OTThunderdome what's what
0/20 points gained
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Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by alyaza Fri Aug 08, 2014 7:29 am
>Make new OTTD account
You scamper over to your computer and quickly boot it up. With glee, you type in "OTTHUNDERDOME.COM" into your browser's url bar, and watch the eponymous blue superforum load on your shitty computer. You're not here to support it though. Moving stealthily on one of your awesome proxies, you manage to make a new account in record time!
+5 points!
5/20 points
>Destroy OTTD
>Apologize again
>Fap
>Eat
You scamper over to your computer and quickly boot it up. With glee, you type in "OTTHUNDERDOME.COM" into your browser's url bar, and watch the eponymous blue superforum load on your shitty computer. You're not here to support it though. Moving stealthily on one of your awesome proxies, you manage to make a new account in record time!
+5 points!
5/20 points
>Destroy OTTD
>Apologize again
>Fap
>Eat
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Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by Grix Fri Aug 08, 2014 7:34 am
apologise ad nauseam
I keep thinking "eat" says "fat"
I keep thinking "eat" says "fat"
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Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by QueenTipsy Fri Aug 08, 2014 7:35 am
>make post saying you are not fd
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Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by alyaza Fri Aug 08, 2014 8:51 am
Grixstiggitydiggity wrote:apologise ad nauseam
I keep thinking "eat" says "fat"
QueenTipsy wrote:>make post saying you are not fd
>Make a post saying you are not FD
You quickly pull up your keyboard and begin mashing away at it the second the post a reply comes up. Without even trying, you type up "Hi guys, I'm new and not FD!" You quickly look over it to make sure that it is of sufficient "NOT FD" quality, and immediately press the send button.
+5 points!
10/20 points
>APOLOGIZE AD NAUSEUM
You refresh the page a few moments later and find that the entire Thunderdome Mafia has posted and called you FD with more proof to back it up than you could ever dream! You think of ideas to counter their GAY LIES, but can't manage any and are forced to resort to plan B: apologize yet again insincerely. You type "sorry please let me back" and press send again and hope for the best.
-2 points!
8/20 points
>Refresh page
>Make another alt
>Eat
>Fap
You quickly pull up your keyboard and begin mashing away at it the second the post a reply comes up. Without even trying, you type up "Hi guys, I'm new and not FD!" You quickly look over it to make sure that it is of sufficient "NOT FD" quality, and immediately press the send button.
+5 points!
10/20 points
>APOLOGIZE AD NAUSEUM
You refresh the page a few moments later and find that the entire Thunderdome Mafia has posted and called you FD with more proof to back it up than you could ever dream! You think of ideas to counter their GAY LIES, but can't manage any and are forced to resort to plan B: apologize yet again insincerely. You type "sorry please let me back" and press send again and hope for the best.
-2 points!
8/20 points
>Refresh page
>Make another alt
>Eat
>Fap
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Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by Grix Fri Aug 08, 2014 8:53 am
>fap
it's time to check out the repositoire of digimon yiff
it's time to check out the repositoire of digimon yiff
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Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by alyaza Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:01 am
Grixstiggitydiggity wrote:>fap
it's time to check out the repositoire of digimon yiff
>Fap
You were so busy with the Thunderdome Mafia you almost forgot about your daily Digimon dose! You proceed to open up some shitty Renamon picture which has really big tits. It's not that you like it, but you're too lazy to get anything better what with the Thunderdome Mafia no doubt breathing down your neck right now. You take about fifteen seconds due to the dire urgency of the situation. Also, hopefully your mom won't notice the white stain on your shirt.
+5 points!
13/20 points
>Eat
>Thunderdome mafia
>Make a new alt
You were so busy with the Thunderdome Mafia you almost forgot about your daily Digimon dose! You proceed to open up some shitty Renamon picture which has really big tits. It's not that you like it, but you're too lazy to get anything better what with the Thunderdome Mafia no doubt breathing down your neck right now. You take about fifteen seconds due to the dire urgency of the situation. Also, hopefully your mom won't notice the white stain on your shirt.
+5 points!
13/20 points
>Eat
>Thunderdome mafia
>Make a new alt
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Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by Grix Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:03 am
>>WITH YOUR NEWFOUND STRENGTH IT'S TIME TO MAKE A NEW ALT
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Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by QueenTipsy Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:19 am
>watch some good old fairy tail
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Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by alyaza Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:29 am
>WITH YOUR NEWFOUND STRENGTH IT'S TIME TO MAKE A NEW ALT
You practically smash your keyboard as you make a new alt, "flamxx69gayniggs." It is glorious, and you shed a single manly tear at just how incredible it is.
>watch some good old fairy tail
You wish your shitty computer could, but the last time you tried you almost blew your computer up and had to use Tila Tequila's.
You practically smash your keyboard as you make a new alt, "flamxx69gayniggs." It is glorious, and you shed a single manly tear at just how incredible it is.
>watch some good old fairy tail
You wish your shitty computer could, but the last time you tried you almost blew your computer up and had to use Tila Tequila's.
best flamingdinner fan art 10/10QueenTipsy wrote:
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Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by alyaza Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:45 am
>ACQUIRE COMMON SENSE
You would if you hadn't already acquired it when you were born. ;)
>Continue destroying Thunderdome Mafia
>Eat
You would if you hadn't already acquired it when you were born. ;)
>Continue destroying Thunderdome Mafia
>Eat
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Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by alyaza Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:59 am
>DESTROY THINDLEDONG
You make another post under your new alt, posting the link to your latest spinoff forum which you KNOW will end thunderdome for good! You call it OTFreedomFromThunderdumb, and it has all these cool people that you have called forward to make it the greatest spinoff you've ever seen. Sure, sure, they're all really your alts, but nobody needs to know that.
You make another post under your new alt, posting the link to your latest spinoff forum which you KNOW will end thunderdome for good! You call it OTFreedomFromThunderdumb, and it has all these cool people that you have called forward to make it the greatest spinoff you've ever seen. Sure, sure, they're all really your alts, but nobody needs to know that.
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Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by alyaza Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:06 am
>Hack Link63's Computer
Link shows up and posts some shit about your forum sucking. Ever since he hacked your Skype, you've hated him for being such a bully fuck and general bitch, and now it's your turn to make him your bitch. You immediately attempt to download some hacking software, but you can't find any, so you settle for some shitty passguesser. However, it sucks the big one and you can't take over Link's shitty account.
Oh well, you tried!
+3 points!
16/20 points
Link shows up and posts some shit about your forum sucking. Ever since he hacked your Skype, you've hated him for being such a bully fuck and general bitch, and now it's your turn to make him your bitch. You immediately attempt to download some hacking software, but you can't find any, so you settle for some shitty passguesser. However, it sucks the big one and you can't take over Link's shitty account.
Oh well, you tried!
+3 points!
16/20 points
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Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by Viral Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:10 am
reverse masturbate
suck semen somewhere in the world into your benis
suck semen somewhere in the world into your benis
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Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by alyaza Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:12 am
>REVERSE MASTURBATE
You would, but you're pretty sure that you can't do such a thing.
You would, but you're pretty sure that you can't do such a thing.
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Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by QueenTipsy Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:23 am
>computer over lord from porn virus
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Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by Grix Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:23 am
>Furiously tug your chode to Sailor Moon.
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Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by alyaza Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:26 am
>WATCH MLP
You don't do that anymore, but you long for the days when you did. You wish your mom hadn't taken all your My Little Pony DVDs that one time, because you would totally do so. Although you do have that secret poster of Rarity under your bed.
You don't do that anymore, but you long for the days when you did. You wish your mom hadn't taken all your My Little Pony DVDs that one time, because you would totally do so. Although you do have that secret poster of Rarity under your bed.
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Re: FLAMINGDINNER SIMULATOR 2015
by alyaza Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:27 am
>FURIOUSLY TUG YOUR CHODE TO SAILOR MOON
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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