breakfast tier:

christopher robin wrote:i still dont understand how people can drink coffee that stuff is literally the most disgusting stuff i've ever had the chance to try

Watch as rtc dives deeper into the tier of pussy

my drink of choice btw would be eggnog if they didn't only sell that shit in the winter

fuck you kix and pops are my 2nd and 3rd favorite cereals, behind the glorious cinnamon toast crunch yo

and fastfood is pretty good when you have no time yo

kix and corn pops are literally tasteless

thats the point

the only cereal that is actually bad in it's tastelessness are rice krispies

fuck em

intentionally tasteless cereal is humankind's worst concept to date

sometimes you don't want over-sugared fruity pieces of shit

like, plain cheerios is the most physically perfect cereal in existence because of it's beautiful tastelessness

ROOM wrote:sometimes you don't want over-sugared fruity pieces of shit

like, plain cheerios is the most physically perfect cereal in existence because of it's beautiful tastelessness

cheerios is alright because of its texture, but kix and soggy corn flakes are nearly inedible

yeah cheerios is actually eatable kix is basically cardboard and fuck corn flakes

frosted cornflakes is my shit

frosted cornflakes on the other hand are delicious

ive had the non frosted cornflakes before
shit sucks

I fucking love Crunchy Nut.
Do you guys get that?


Also, as a British citizen, I'm legally obliged to say that coffee tastes like shit.

i only like coffee when i douse it with enough vanilla creamer to fill a small lake

we dont have crunchy nut in colorado so im assuming its a uk thing

crunchy nut
honeycombs are better

honeycombs have a really shitty aftertaste taste that plain takes the piss though

to be fair I haven't tried honey combs or really any cereal in roughly 6-7 years

BongBluntJointHash wrote:to be fair I haven't tried honey combs or really any cereal in roughly 6-7 years

then what do you eat for breakfast if you dont eat glorious cereal

baked potatoes on average lol
if not that then a sandwich with some form of soup
keep in mind I have a number of stomach tangling diseases that pretty much disable me getting fat so I have to eat a shit ton to keep myself from imploding

i wake up and eat breakfast so early that my body actually needs a second breakfast to function properly due to how quickly the first goes down

christopher robin wrote:i wake up and eat breakfast so early that my body actually needs a second breakfast to function properly due to how quickly the first goes down

or your just a fat ass

no im pretty sure it's because i wake up at 5

try eating right after you get up that early you'll be quite impressed to find that about three hours later your stomach will be bitching because it digested what you put in to it

christopher robin wrote:no im pretty sure it's because i wake up at 5

try eating right after you get up that early you'll be quite impressed to find that about three hours later your stomach will be bitching because it digested what you put in to it

my food schedule: wake up and have a jimmy dean biscuit and a coffe lunch mcdonalds hamburger and a coffe dinner whatever

my food schedule

eat
eat
eat
why isnt there any god damn food
eat
eat
eat
pizza
repeat