animosity_rtcty's personal quarantine thread
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animosity_rtcty's personal quarantine thread
by alyaza Sun May 18, 2014 2:19 pm
- Nasty Piece of Work.:
- It'd been a week since the Robloxians had touched down in far-away Canterlot. Now, they were in Ponyville, and already RT could tell that things were going really badly. Between Discord and what was about to happen - Twilight "brainwashing everyone like an idiot," in RT's words - he scribbled in his journal about all the horrible things that had already happened. A little thing that he'd wired up to one of the hills near Ponyville had gone off early. The very next day, he accidentally shot Twilight in the foot with his lightning gun, not injuring her but scaring her almost to death. Wonderful. He couldn't help but be a little bit upset about it all. The day after Twilight's breakdown, he scribbled away at his little note taking book. "I knew this was a bad idea to begin with," he wrote. "Not only are the six a bunch of idiots, but they can't even be the heroes they were meant to be. I know that's how it's meant to be, but honestly."
Animosities for the ponies aside aside, RT at least found comfort in the ponies' willingness to cooperate and treat him at least somewhat like an equal. Then again, maybe that was worse than them just outright saying they hated him. After all, he was a part of the crew that burned down half of Canterlot way back when, and surely the ponies had to remember that.
It could only get worse from there, of course, if they did. A year ago, when they'd confronted him about it on the fourth day of their week long stay, he'd brushed it off.
Dear god, how he hoped they didn't remember. At least, he hoped Twilight didn't. He certainly regretted what he'd said to her about it all. "Oh, that silly ordeal?" he remembered saying nonchalantly as if it were yesterday, "Don't worry about it. I bet Celestia has it all under control." He had absolutely no idea of knowing how wrong he was. As far as he knew now, sixty-six guards and random ponies died. That was according to that dinky little memorial to them in Canterlot that the Robloxians had passed up - and now that he thought about it, Celestia must have been pissed about that one. Something else came to mind too. Twilight probably knew what Celestia did, and RT had a feeling that she didn't forget what he said that day. With a resigned sigh, he felt a wave of disappointment come over him. "Well, shit."
***
The only way this could possibly be worse was if RT was here. Not so far away, behind a nearby tent on Resident Hill, Twilight was on the floor, grimacing in pain. A misfortunate little problem in one of John's little engines had sent an unfortunately sharp piece of metal flying at Twilight somewhere around "terminal velocity" as John called it. That is, "the velocity at which your chances of living when something hits you drop to 0.001 percent." It cut Twilight on the leg, causing an unbelievable amount of blood to fly around. Her leg immediately buckled out from under her, completely immobilizing her. Maaaaaagnificent. This really couldn't be much worse, could it?
That was when John had thought it wise to pull out a makeshift tourniquet in hopes of not having to just up and cut the entire leg off. Twilight knew she would probably live - it was a flesh wound! Of course, these were Robloxians, and they seemed hellbent on making Twilight's day much harder than it ever should have been. So now, Twilight was slowly bleeding out and dying on a cold patch of grass, just because of a small mishap that wouldn't have killed her to begin with. Oh, how Twilight's mind raced. What an awful way to die. Celestia forbid I die because of some dumb schmucks who haven't the faintest idea of how to treat some little flesh injury! This really, really couldn't be any worse unless RT shows up.
- Some Dumb Stuff Happened Along The Way.:
- There are exactly two things in the world that shouldn't have happened that did, and have misfortunately brought about the end of the world a few hundred years early. Oh well, there's nothing we can say about those, or do about them either. Maybe I should explain what those things are. One was the CMC's total botchfest way back when, which got us here. The second was one of the single worst, best, funniest, disgusting, and overall just plain amazing fallouts and just general mess ups in the history of the universe. Well, this one anyways. It was the one day where everything that should have happened didn't, and everything that shouldn't have did.
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"ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS?"
You know how the six tend to find new ways to totally screw up? Well, this is one of those things that came out of that. At the expense of the six presumably living a few years longer, we got some hilarious nonsense that would have never happened had they all not gotten drunk for no particular reason other than, "why not?" Of course, they did not just get drunk in some random bar in their home. See, that would be too normal, or something ridiculous like that. As it happened, they were very far away - in Canterlot, doing something I don't even remember. As if it matters. Anyways, this all started one morning thereafter...
...it was one of those glum mornings. It was only six in the morning, but already most of the six were on the verge of waking up and coming out of their hangovers. The only thoughts that seemed to permeate their minds were whatever they were drinking must not have been very strong. It was either that, or it was how miserable they felt. Being just out of a hangover was always the most miserable part. It meant you had to sit around for hours on end waiting for your head to clear and all that terrible stuff.
- Splices:
- "Sometimes, RT liked to question why he even bothered trying to avoid the inevitabilities of life. Like how it was a historical inevitability that he was going to end up burning down half of Canterlot in some inglorious hellfire. It never mattered exactly how to him by now, because it always happened, no matter what. But it's not like it mattered in the first place to him. It just meant sixty-six less ponies in the world, and a very upset pair of princesses. Honestly, he questioned why he even cared so much about it all. Maybe it had to do with how all the ponies around him felt like he was a pariah for it.
The way it seemed to him, not a single pony in the Ponyverse - or any of the millions of Ponyverses liked him. And maybe they had their reasons. After all, he was not an apologetic person, and it seemed he especially didn't feel sorry for the sixty-six he'd inadvertently murdered that day. Not to mention that whenever it seemed he was guilt ridden about it, he was doing it to manipulate people.
That last one was a sore spot for the princesses, especially. He'd probably been thrown out of the Canterlot Castle by a million different Celestias, or in certain cases, Lunas, just for being insensitive. The two hadn't really gotten over it - between their many issues and all - yet. Usually, RT was particularly cruel towards them over it. He'd practically memorized the names of all those guards and ponies who'd died by the time he was thrown out for the tenth time. He'd probably hit sixty by now. Whenever he felt like mocking either of the two, he'd just make sure he pulled out a name they knew all too well. He'd gotten those memorized too, thanks to trial and error.
Great."
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Re: animosity_rtcty's personal quarantine thread
by mega!!!! Sun May 18, 2014 2:50 pm
if i read this entire thing my balls will melt off my crotch
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Re: animosity_rtcty's personal quarantine thread
by alyaza Sun May 18, 2014 3:01 pm
i dare you to read it bro try me
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