worst weekend ever

we went camping at big bend which is a national park in the texan desert bordering mejajajajajico, it's over 8 hours away from here and my dad has lil gay bitch girly ass 2013 sedan and my sisters thought it would be a good idea to lean the chair in front of me back and lay down across the back seats and put their feet/head in my lap my hips still hurt ;_;

got back abouttt three hours ago and have been catching up for 2 hours lel time flies

i got out of cell phone range one hour into the drive and dad didn't let me bring my computer and there wasn't any wifi or anything it was tech hell.

we didn't do shit the day we got there besides set up the tents we did all the "fun" stuff saturday, which according to my family means not being able to decide which branching trail you want to hike on and end up hiking the same stretch over and over and accruing several miles of distance we ate sandwiches and other gay cold food

we tried to go into the river twice and the rocks were cuttin my feet up so i just sat it out both times. yes the rio grande. mexicans were crossing it like it ain't no thang and leaving little jars of money and souvenirs to try and make money (which apparently if you buy it you are now carrying contraband and must turn it in to a park ranger but fuck that we knew better) we actually decided it would be ok to do the same thing and cross the border into the town directly outside of big bend (there's actually three because the park has something like a 30 mile radius) and chilled with our mexican bros but let me tell you something northern mexican and any other kind of spanish are like different languages holy god damn. and apparently they legitly listen to that terrible garbage you hear when trying to tune your radio instead of it being some kind of practical joke

we also went to a "ghost town" which turned out to be completely inhabited and it was just a tourist trap because almost all the buildings were fucking shops hahahaa. never ever go to terlingua the cemetery was alright though

the closest town to big bend is an hour away and big bend is like an hour to drive across and then the distance to the next town after the closest town is also an hour

in glorious texas we have this thing called donut palace which is an uncanny amount of little shacks that may or may not be related. they basically sell croissants and breakfast biscuits and breakfast tacos and lots and lots of donuts and you tell them what you want and bring the drinks to the counter as if it was a supermarket i guess basically the longest it can take you to get your food is 10 seconds in the microwave which isn't even necessary if it's burritos or donuts it's glorious and also gud for when you're in a rush to get your sister to her job in time

i left the tent in a hurry and my sister asked what for and i couldn't tell her i had to piss so i told her i had to clean up a wet dream that i don't even remember (i lit. never do) and we had one of those awkward sex talks afterwards apparently she quit porn just like me and was into latex suits and bdsm it was mostly retarded but i will admit it was nice to get that stage of my life off my chest

so yeah maybe it wasn't the worst weekened ever but i'm fuckin pissed because now i have to cram on my homowork and there's literally no more time to goof off ;_; ALL IT TOOK WAS BRINGING THE COMPUTER AND LETTING ME HANG OUT AT THE CAMP STORE

it would come naturally at first that they're all some kind of chain but only some of them have the little logo and all they have in common is the name, the idea and optionally the logo the layout and i'm pretty sure prices and everything are different depending on location but you can still feed a troop of 4 hungry campers for less than $10 so it's all gud but the location we went to claimed to have a website and look

http://www.ftstocktondonut.com/

THE MYSTERY THICKENS

the puerto rican accent is also super thick but it's just an accent as opposed to accent+fuckin dialect i had an easier time talking to this one 7 year old or so in english

why couldn't you mention having to go urinate wtf

i had already done so about 20 minutes prior and i left in way too much of a rush for it to be piss and i was dead asleep immediately before then

add it all up

id rather say i had to piss than clean up a wet dream

she'd be suspicious and i was too tired to argU

also it was BUGGY AS FUCK god nigger damn my sister left the tent flap open for like 15 minutes and i was suffering like somebody in hell by the time she got back

just say you're studying for a test or you have urgent homework and do other shit

this is why i like laptops, with desktops no privacy

they think i can do that when we get back for some gay reason

bloomberg wrote:just say you're studying for a test or you have urgent homework and do other shit

this is why i like laptops, with desktops no privacy

dude lol idk if you read the post or not but he was in the middle of a national park when he had to make up the excuse to go pee

spinnythings wrote:

bloomberg wrote:just say you're studying for a test or you have urgent homework and do other shit

this is why i like laptops, with desktops no privacy

dude lol idk if you read the post or not but he was in the middle of a national park when he had to make up the excuse to go pee

i know, i mean before they actually went to the park

bloomberg wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

bloomberg wrote:just say you're studying for a test or you have urgent homework and do other shit

this is why i like laptops, with desktops no privacy

dude lol idk if you read the post or not but he was in the middle of a national park when he had to make up the excuse to go pee

i know, i mean before they actually went to the park

oh ok

lol spinny

resident faggot wrote:also it was BUGGY AS FUCK god nigger damn my sister left the tent flap open for like 15 minutes and i was suffering like somebody in hell by the time she got back

you didn't bring some bug spray?

My dad was all DURRRRR HERP WE DON'T *NEED* IT

Your dad is so fucking stupid

In Manitoba you wear bug spray wherever you go because those mosquitoes are vicious

Oh and horseflies.

my blood is like grandma's stew to mosquitoes it's all maroon and thick so they flock to me

i left the tent in a hurry and my sister asked what for and i couldn't tell her i had to piss so i told her i had to clean up a wet dream that i don't even remember (i lit. never do) and we had one of those awkward sex talks afterwards apparently she quit porn just like me and was into latex suits and bdsm it was mostly retarded but i will admit it was nice to get that stage of my life off my chest

aww, having the creepy fetish talk with your sister is one of the biggest steps into adulthood

master caster wrote:Your dad is so fucking stupid

agreed
who the fuck thinks being out of precious wi-fi access can, in any way, be enjoyable