Re: how was your day otrecliner

by **alyaza** Sun May 25, 2014 6:08 am

Mr Amateur wrote:I keep hearing moaning and slappings from the closed door by me.

burst in with a chainsaw and a ski mask or something.

by **Jeanne d'Arc** Sun May 25, 2014 6:10 am

slamjamsk8r wrote:
Mr Amateur wrote:I keep hearing moaning and slappings from the closed door by me.
burst in with a chainsaw and a ski mask or something.

I got a giant thick blanket and a bunch of snacks. I hear it again, they were doing it a few hours ago when I was watching something.

by **admin** Sun May 25, 2014 5:37 pm

my dumbfuck cat cut me up my wrist and left a mark that looks a little like an arrow

by **RICK ROSS** Mon May 26, 2014 12:05 pm

one time my dog clawed my face and i had a scratch going down my eye looked sorta badass to tell the truth

by **admin** Mon May 26, 2014 1:05 pm

Red Epoch wrote:one time my dog clawed my face and i had a scratch going down my eye looked sorta badass to tell the truth

yup I was hoping the cut went a bit deeper so I could have some sort of mark remaining

it's already gone with some isopropol alcohol and salve, that combination does wonders

by **got places to be** Mon May 26, 2014 2:49 pm

if you use the phrase "caught on tape" fuck you and everything you stand for

nobody records on tape

by **got places to be** Tue May 27, 2014 12:02 pm

asexuality.org is helpful

by **alyaza** Tue May 27, 2014 1:22 pm

i spent today at the brunswick zone bowling a god awful 55.
terrible, just, terrible.

by **RICK ROSS** Tue May 27, 2014 1:44 pm

lcke wrote:if you use the phrase "caught on tape" fuck you and everything you stand for

nobody records on tape

well now its a general term for recording something kind of like "roll up the windows"

by **alyaza** Tue May 27, 2014 2:10 pm

CAUGHT ON FILM!!!!!!1

by **got places to be** Tue May 27, 2014 2:43 pm

caught on laserdisc

by **Magician** Tue May 27, 2014 2:59 pm

Printed in 3D

by **alyaza** Tue May 27, 2014 3:06 pm

made in the us of a.

by **admin** Tue May 27, 2014 3:45 pm

I just realized 'me and Lorenzo riding in a benzo' is referring to a Mercedes benz

by **alyaza** Tue May 27, 2014 3:51 pm

what else would Benzo mean?? Benzo Mussolini?

by **LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD** Tue May 27, 2014 4:02 pm

notorious ams wrote:I just realized 'me and Lorenzo riding in a benzo' is referring to a Mercedes benz

rollin in a benzo!

by **LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD** Tue May 27, 2014 4:03 pm

BENZENE

by **admin** Tue May 27, 2014 4:10 pm

slamjamsk8r wrote:what else would Benzo mean?? Benzo Mussolini?

who the fuck is benzo musslinito

by **admin** Tue May 27, 2014 4:11 pm

fuck my ass this mouse is comfy I might get the 100 dollar keyboard to go with it

by **alyaza** Tue May 27, 2014 4:11 pm

it's a nickname for BENITO MUSSOLINI

by **admin** Tue May 27, 2014 4:14 pm

slamjamsk8r wrote:it's a nickname for BENITO MUSSOLINI

benito Mussolini was one bad dude I read about him in socials last term and his 'black coats' were some fucked up mother fuckers

by **admin** Tue May 27, 2014 4:16 pm

didn't he kill himself when glorious America raped its way through southern Italy? what a goddamn PUSSY

by **alyaza** Tue May 27, 2014 4:20 pm

he was captured on his way out to switzerland with his mistress, got shot a few times, died, and was mutilated before being hung up as a warning and thrown in an unmarked grave.

by **admin** Tue May 27, 2014 4:21 pm

same with hitler when the glorious USSR tore its way through berlin, reading about the Russian campaigns in WWII brings a patriotic tear to my eye, fun fact during the battle of berlin the German pussy-man army would actually duck out and try to find the American/British/Canadian/etc. forces and surrender to them because they were fucking terrified of the red army

by **alyaza** Tue May 27, 2014 4:29 pm

you'd be pretty damn scared of them too though if they were steamrolling their way through your country after you just spent three years killing almost fifteen million of them and destroying everything in their country indescriminately with no fucks whatsoever.

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