i have a whole notebook of pony stories

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ok tipsy very uhh nice now lets stop before this gets really gay

otthunderdome: no homo

oaky delano mcsmokey wrote:otthunderdome: no homo

I know, bro. Just the other day I was out playing a sick game of volleyball with my boys, Chad, Francis, and Wesley. I hit a fast one towards the back and take a point. Me and Wesley were like, "Hell yeah." We totally rocked this sweet chest bump after that, but we are like built as shit so out bitchin' pectorals just sort of beat into each other like a pair of meaty slabs just like bumping.

Anyway, Chad is like, "That was over the line." I was all, "What the fuck ever. We are in a field. There is no line." He goes, "You hit it like.. 50 feet away. It would be over the line if there were lines." I go, "Hey, you can't blame me that you can't chase a ball, Chad." All the while he is getting closer and sort of puffing out his chest as the argument goes on.

We keep arguing and get closer and he is like.. straight up on me now. Finally, I am just like.. "Bro, stop being a faggot and go get the ball." Hes mad. He glares. His nostrils flare. I can feel the hotness of his breath across my cheeks. He just goes, "Why don't you make me, faggot." We are close now. My chest is touching his. I can feel his muscles through the dampness of our respective sweaty shirts pressing in on each other. I go, "Oh, I'll make you. I'll make you get my ball."

We stare into each other's eyes. Both of us are holding our frame. No one is backing down. It is just a moment that only two bros can know when they are exposed to each other's raw, alpha nature for the first time. I swear I can feel the heart pounding in his chest. The testosterone rippling through his body. I lean in. He leans in. Our lips embrace hard amid a torrent of raw masculine power. As we draw back, we are back to staring. We nod at each other and I say the magic words, "...No homo." Then we leapt upward into the air and nail each other with a kickass high five.

But yeah. We are exactly the same. Faggot is the best word ever.

Edit: Got too into the story, bro. Spelling suffered.

feels good

slamjamsk8r wrote:feels good

wat

knowing santadome is very supportive of fags

slamjamsk8r wrote:knowing santadome is very supportive of fags

i dont support you being a faggot i support you doing whatever the fuck you want

rtcity will forever be my niggy I don't give a shit if he loves horses or whatever the fug

USA

oaky delano mcsmokey wrote:

slamjamsk8r wrote:knowing santadome is very supportive of fags

i dont support you being a faggot i support you doing whatever the fuck you want

well said

im going to divebomb two more scripts sometime this week