x/y blows hard

kkkRISTYAN FOOLE wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:you mean power switch? yea you can do that but you'll just die on the first hit cuz youll have like 10 def/spdef and an amazing max 120 HP

yeah that omfg why did i call it hat trick you can just use it again if you think you're going to need the defense

shuckle is so slow you'll never even get the chance to though

mrspurinization wrote:

kkkRISTYAN FOOLE wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:you mean power switch? yea you can do that but you'll just die on the first hit cuz youll have like 10 def/spdef and an amazing max 120 HP

yeah that omfg why did i call it hat trick you can just use it again if you think you're going to need the defense

shuckle is so slow you'll never even get the chance to though

good point that's why you would use that one move that does the defense thingy

kkkRISTYAN FOOLE wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:

kkkRISTYAN FOOLE wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:you mean power switch? yea you can do that but you'll just die on the first hit cuz youll have like 10 def/spdef and an amazing max 120 HP

yeah that omfg why did i call it hat trick you can just use it again if you think you're going to need the defense

shuckle is so slow you'll never even get the chance to though

good point that's why you would use that one move that does the defense thingy

wat

the thingy that uses the defense stat to calculate the damage

oaky's award-winning buttcrushing moveset:

shuckle - female
max evs in defense and special defense remaining four into hp (when you have 2 hp and use rest this will come in handy)
item: brightpowder (makes that glorious miss streak even more likely) - alternatively you can use leftovers if you like but i've never tried it
ability: sturdy (you sure as fuck don't want contrary)
shiny: no fuckin way shuckle is a common man
nature: relaxed (+defense, -speed)
moveset:

acupressure - you gotta have this although you have a good chance of getting a shitty stat boost; i've also noticed that once a stat gets boosted the odds of it getting boosted again are higher than a new one getting bumped up

power split - averages your (shitty) attack and special attack with the opponent ignoring stat boosts which destroys their offensive ability and APPARENTLY on pokemonshowdown it will sometimes get 'stuck' - even if you switch out, you'll have the effects of power split on ya'

rest - cant live without and removes all status conditions so no toxic stall will kill you

mud slap - your offensive move and total crusher; blinds your opponent and does damage - save these if possible until you get 4x special attack and then start dishing out 15-50% damage to your uber enemies who cannot touch you by that stage

let me rephrase power trick - it only affects the enemy/target pokemon but if they switch out sometimes they'll still be power tricked

kkkRISTYAN FOOLE wrote:the thingy that uses the defense stat to calculate the damage

u wo^TM8

revamped tipsy's setup still couldn't beat ammy's ridiculous gen 4 team

she's curbstomping other people though

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers-100421835

TREE MAN WILL FUCK YOU UP

QueenTipsy wrote:http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers-100421835

TREE MAN WILL FUCK YOU UP

Christ almighty that initial sweep with Machamp is something to behold

why in the actual fuck are you making it use Fire Blast though?

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers-100441505
and i took out that friend that was talking shit

mushroom has some more good strategies and some funny ones with explosion and wailord

mrspurinization wrote:

QueenTipsy wrote:http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers-100421835

TREE MAN WILL FUCK YOU UP

Christ almighty that initial sweep with Machamp is something to behold

why in the actual fuck are you making it use Fire Blast though?

not as good as an entire team with charizard :cool:

ok not an entire team but pretty damn close one of them had 50% health and i didn't exactly "sweep" that last rock type but w/e

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DAT GARCHOMP

WHAT

dokdo = Korea

that's the username of the nerd i'm crushing wtf

kkkRISTYAN FOOLE wrote:dokdo = Korea

that's the username of the nerd i'm crushing wtf

DOKDO IS KOREA

mrspurinization wrote:

kkkRISTYAN FOOLE wrote:dokdo = Korea

that's the username of the nerd i'm crushing wtf

DOKDO IS KOREA

fuckyou japan monkey haha fuck you sibal dou you want die please fuck you

why are koreans so butthurt about their uninhabited rocks

kkkRISTYAN FOOLE wrote:why are koreans so butthurt about their uninhabited rocks

because koreans and japs are both extremely butthurt about each other already and they're using the rocks as an excuse to just escalate the butthurt with each other

it's fucking great man

japan seems like politics hell they got barefoot gen banned once because it talked about the truth and they have all the crazy fucking cults and organized crime and shit

kkkRISTYAN FOOLE wrote:japan seems like politics hell they got barefoot gen banned once because it talked about the truth and they have all the crazy fucking cults and organized crime and shit

the Yakuza? yeh, it's practically stepping into mafia state territory, the problem is with their culture everyone just stands with their eyes facing the ground and takes it so nothing's getting fixed

and japan being in denial about their war crimes in the pacific theatre is at least partly why they're still so tense with korea

why can't korea and japan just suck dicks and make up? korea is already just japan and america's baby without either one's political bullshit why's it hate japan? korea doesn't even remember it's nonexistent uninteresting past :3 and japan is pretty scummy for trying all the cover up bs but it's only the nationalists afaict but getting butthurt over a bunch of rocks that wouldn't do shit for either country? let's get russia to bomb the rocks since they're now the designated violent/controversial-solutions-to-problems-guys of the world and much better than the social justice police the us is. imagine if they actually went to war over some tiny islets sitting in the ocean. china seems eager enough to suck dicks and make up but i think japan has this mentality that any island sitting anywhere near it is its since it's an archipelago. hey remember that time when those nationalists invaded koreatown and fucked it up? what was that about.

btw nerdo won 4vs1 with a stunfisk. wtf

also http://www.thetoptens.com/most-hated-countries/

kkkRISTYAN FOOLE wrote:why can't korea and japan just suck dicks and make up? korea is already just japan and america's baby without either one's political bullshit why's it hate japan? korea doesn't even remember it's nonexistent uninteresting past :3 and japan is pretty scummy for trying all the cover up bs but it's only the nationalists afaict but getting butthurt over a bunch of rocks that wouldn't do shit for either country? let's get russia to bomb the rocks since they're now the designated violent/controversial-solutions-to-problems-guys of the world and much better than the social justice police the us is. imagine if they actually went to war over some tiny islets sitting in the ocean. china seems eager enough to suck dicks and make up but i think japan has this mentality that any island sitting anywhere near it is its since it's an archipelago. hey remember that time when those nationalists invaded koreatown and fucked it up? what was that about.

btw nerdo won 4vs1 with a stunfisk. wtf

also http://www.thetoptens.com/most-hated-countries/

korea refuses to suck dicks and make up until japan admits what they did in the pacific, i'd be pissed too

"korea doesn't even remember it's nonexistent uninteresting past :3 "

japan does admit it and then the nationalists try to cover up the admittion