magi please read

munchkin wrote:if this is your culture i feel bad for you son we got 99 problems but americanization ain't ONE bish

A country being first world doesn't make it "Americanized".

i dont know where fd got the idea that 'canada is america without the gay stuff' wtf

vladimir oakins wrote:i dont know where fd got the idea that 'canada is america without the gay stuff' wtf

that's exactly what it is its america if america was perfect

munchkin wrote:

vladimir oakins wrote:i dont know where fd got the idea that 'canada is america without the gay stuff' wtf

that's exactly what it is its america if america was perfect

fd redefining 'the grass is always greener'

vladimir oakins wrote:

munchkin wrote:

vladimir oakins wrote:i dont know where fd got the idea that 'canada is america without the gay stuff' wtf

that's exactly what it is its america if america was perfect

fd redefining 'the grass is always greener'

your mom was greener on the other side when i finally hiked all the way around OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AMERICA.

Magi wrote:AMERICA.

the brave

i can't do america geengus

ammy the tyrant mod wrote:

vladimir oakins wrote:i dont know where fd got the idea that 'canada is america without the gay stuff' wtf

that's exactly what it is its america if america was perfect

canada aint "perfect" yet but bless the parliamentary system because it actually gets shit done (sometimes)

im always like, "im going to move to Utah!" because holy shit i love Utah and then I remember our healthcare and then I remember your healthcare and Im like "nahhh..."

Do glorious China

ETERNAL STRENGTH TO THE UNSTOPPABLE RED DRAGON

if you cant afford american health care then you are poor   

no worries though because mitt romney will help you out if you go to massachusetts and live with rich dudes

vladimir oakins wrote:if you cant afford american health care then you are poor   

no worries though because mitt romney will help you out if you go to massachusetts and live with rich dudes

The day is January 1st 2014. After crushing Obama on election day, Romney got straight to work cleaning up the mess created by the previous administration. The years of class warfare were finally over, and the rich were once again respected for their hard work and job creation. Catholic schools were no longer forced to provide free abortions.. the war on religion waged by the left was no more. Obamacare was repealed, and a new American golden age was upon us. The free market drove medical prices so low that every person in America had coverage. People once again understood the necessity of personal responsibility, nobody reached into the pockets of others to feed themselves. Thanks to a hardline policy on China, jobs were no longer outsourced to foreign sweatshops. You own a small business, that you built yourself, with your own sweat, blood and tears. Because there is no longer a minimum wage, small businesses across the country can now afford to employ the more unfortunate members of society and teach them on the job, and as a result unemployment plummets to 1%. As you get in your flying car and get ready for another day at work, you stop and thank god that you were born in the greatest country on the face of this earth. Suddenly, tears begin to stream down your face.. all you can think about is the man that made all of this possible, the man who turned these dreams into reality. Your sadness slowly turns to joy and you mumble a few heartfelt words as your car lifts off the newly paved streets.. "Thank you, Mitt Romney."

i want to live in Utah no other state will do

mrspurinization wrote:i want to live in Utah no other state will do

hrmmm i think some of the east states are nice and cali is nice outside of the vast expanses of nothing. texas is surrounded by a vast expanse of alternating shit and nothing. new york is pretty underpopulated outside nyc. uhh, philly?

trust me you don't want to be surrounded by a bunch of mormons riding their bikes to your house all "HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOSPEL OF JOSEPH SMITH THE MAN WHO SAVED CHRISTIANITY FROM UNIDENTIFIED NONSPECIFIC PROBLEMS" my aunt had a congreGaytion in the same neighborhood as her and they would freak out whenever she told them the hyperfundie denomination shes in

salt lake city isn't as bad but still we should quarantine all utards

how about you quit being an asshole about what other people choose to believe in? i'd rather be surrounded by even your stupid stereotype of what you think mormons are like than people who acted the way you act about them

jesus christ

our town is crawling with mormons and my experiences with people who i know are in the church have been nothing but positive i'm soo sorry that you're a massive bigot

mrspurinization wrote:our town is crawling with mormons and my experiences with people who i know are in the church have been nothing but positive i'm soo sorry that you're a massive bigot

did i SAY i hated mormons besides the proselytizing (and i hate the proselytizing not the people) i'm pretty sure you can hate an organization and not hate its supporters

like peta

you were just talking about "quarantining utards" your opposition is obviously not reserved to just the organization

mrspurinization wrote:you were just talking about "quarantining utards" your opposition is obviously not reserved to just the organization

i was just remembering the ones at my aunts door they almost made me a mormon one time when i answered the door cuz i was young and gullible and they're desperate for more jewdollars for the church and got mad

by "quarantining utards" i was exxxpressing my disappointment that anybody falls for it

should i do israel or burma

qatar

mrspurinization wrote:qatar

i ain't doin no muslim country shit's creepy i tried doing a country my teacher said was open i think it was algeria and i started trying to prep for the inevitable religion section and the results and all that jazz might as well have been "killing jews is glorious worship that brings us closer to allah" over and over again on a screen being accompanied by a reading of it in arabic, the lavender town theme and monks chanting in latin i identify too closely with jews to do that to myself   the only two countries that were at all interesting that i would ever think to do were those two