what do you think you know?

i wrote this this morning cuz i was bored as fuckity fuck

"SO, TO ALL OF YOU WONDERFULLY IGNORANT FUCKS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD, I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THIS TO YOU: I MIGHT BE AN OMNIPOTENT CHAOS SPIRIT GOD THINGY, BUT I'M NOT EMPATHYLESS. MAYBE IT SEEMS THAT WAY BECAUSE OF HOW I'VE DESTROYED YOU GUYS LIKE THREE TIMES NOW BUT I'M THE GOD OF FUCKING CHAOS, WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL DO YOU EXPECT OF ME? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN SAY YOU DIDN'T EXPECT IT - YOU DO NOT LIVE IN SOME INCREDIBLE UTOPIA UNDER LOUSY PRINCESS CELESTIA OR WHATEVER - OR ANYBODY TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. IF IT WERE SO, DO YOU THINK I'D HAVE RULED OVER YOU FOR LIKE TEN MILLION YEARS? BUT ANYWAYS I DO ACTUALLY HAVE EMPATHY - PERHAPS NOT FOR YOU BUT I DO. AND YOU CAN'T SAY I'M UNCARING EITHER, BECAUSE I'M NOT AND I DO CARE, JUST NOT FOR YOU OR WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU. SO JUST TELLING YOU, YOU'RE WRONG IN WHAT YOU THINK OF ME." -- Discord

i have a whole book of this shit

"SO HEY, I HAVE A FUNNY IDEA. WHAT IF WE MADE A BUNCH OF LAME CLOUDSDALE JOKES? STUFF LIKE "LOOKS LIKE CLOUDSDALE ISNT SO CLOUDY ANYMORE!" AND ALL THAT. I BET YOU'D BE A SMASH HIT. WELL, IF YOU HADN'T BEEN BEAT TO THE PUNCH BY ME, BUCKO. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HELLA EPIC AND ORIGINAL? YEAH WELL, YOU'VE GOT NOTHING ON MY EXCEPTIONALLY LAME CLOUDSDALE JOKES AND PUNS."

le ok

yea

this section is going to be renamed "rtcity professes weekly his love of my little pony"

dimsdale