qq help me ottd

im stuck in traffic, no car has moved in the past 10 minutes, and i really need to go, ive been holding it for 2 hours

what do i do

i dont have a cup or bag, and i dont want a kidney stone

helppppp

let it loose

ammmmy wrote:let it loose

but then id be uncomfortable in my wet clothing and seat qq

plus i park my car away from my trailer and i have to walk. im wearing khakis, so it will be pretty obvious

you have a car

if you really gotta go then you need to do it in the best place that will be the easiest to clean up afterwards

ammmmy wrote:you have a car

a shitty one that is financed

Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo wrote:if you really gotta go then you need to do it in the best place that will be the easiest to clean up afterwards

the seats are fabric though

Gahaghhaggahagagahhagaghg traffic isnt moving ill only make it like 10 minutes more fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjkjjkjjkkl

i know im anti-hygenic but i still dont want to let anything loose here

fucking fagots on this fucking road fucking fat tourists faggots

shit out your window

pee on peoples cars

Red Epoch wrote:shit out your window

i dont need to do #2, but i will if my stomach keeps on churning because of.mybladder

jump on top of a car and let loose the torrent if you want to get arrested

ammmmy wrote:pee on peoples cars

theres a polkce car near and if i do tgeyll arrest me.and ill have an accident and.go.to jail

Fucucjckfuckfuckfuckfuckfcukfuck its getting worse oh my god what am i goinv to fucking do

this is life or death fucker

release the flood gates

im not gonna make it fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmkm

think about something unrelated and focus on it

how do you have a phone with internet anyway

she's poor because she can't get enough of dat unlimited bandwidth

ammmmy wrote:this is life or death fucker

release the flood gates

BAD AMMY BAD BAD BAD

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pee out the window on the cars next to you

spinnythings wrote:

ammmmy wrote:this is life or death fucker

release the flood gates

BAD AMMY BAD BAD BAD

you want op to die or something? her bladder will asplode and she'll make a quality thread one last time saying FREEMASfds as her dead face lands on her phone. and it will be ALL YOUR FAULTj

ammmmy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

ammmmy wrote:this is life or death fucker

release the flood gates

BAD AMMY BAD BAD BAD

you want op to die or something? her bladder will asplode and she'll make a quality thread one last time saying FREEMASfds as her dead face lands on her phone. and it will be ALL YOUR FAULTj

talking about pissing will make her piss herself shut upppp