scary pokemon creepasta (dont read at night) (18+) (high in fibre)

ok so one time i went to a pawn shop to buy vintage porn mags, but they didn't have any so i was like damnit and went to the video games section naturally. i saw a game with a red cartridge and "poKEMON BLOOD RED" written on it in marker. i was like "whoa a tumbler user owned this" and bought it because it looked fun. i took it home and put it in my gameboy color and started a new game. i called my rival FAGGOT and started my adventure
OK THIS IS WHERE IT STARTS TO GET SCARY GUYS

so i walked down the stairs and the screen went black and then the bottom stairs loaded. i was totally creeped out here, i felt like something was watching me. then the music stopped and the game crashed! i was so freaked out i took the game out of the cartridge, got out a step ladder and threw it into the ground from the roof of my house, watching it shatter to a million bits. then i slipped and fell off the roof and now im in a full body cast and typing all of this with my erect penis because it is the only part of my body i can move. the end. PS YOU ARE NEXT

FAMOUS JEW AND TELL THIS TALE DO NOT FEAR FOR IT AND THE CHILDREN SPEAK AND SHUDDERED HORROR NOISILY TOWARD OR EAR CANAL $49.95 BOX SET OF 50 POKEMON CARD GAMING ONCE WAS THE "POKEMON. NEGRO BLACK' EDITION AND CURIOSITY ROVER DECLARATION TO VOYEUR ADVENTURE SLIP INTO THE CAUTIONED ADVANCEMENT

FORWARD ON GAME INDICATOR "LOCAL BLACK" AND NO FLASH BUT 45 SECONDS YOU GET YOU FREE SOLUTION DAILY SUPPLEMENT $22.49 KRONE HMMM??? I ASKED AND IT SAY "FUKNIGGA" THIS TRUTH? YOU DECIDE...........

batshit crazy conspiracy theorist comes when you last expect him

high in fibre? more like GOOGLE FIBRE AM I RITE (google plaese give me free internet hail our benevolent OEPN SAURSE overlords)

I  wrote a creepypasta one time and i actually submitted it to the creepypasta wiki

Too bad it got banned in about 5 minutes and got me banned
I actually have the MSWord file still

ammmmy wrote:ok so one time i went to a pawn shop to buy vintage porn mags, but they didn't have any so i was like damnit and went to the video games section naturally. i saw a game with a red cartridge and "poKEMON BLOOD RED" written on it in marker. i was like "whoa a tumbler user owned this" and bought it because it looked fun. i took it home and put it in my gameboy color and started a new game. i called my rival FAGGOT and started my adventure
OK THIS IS WHERE IT STARTS TO GET SCARY GUYS

so i walked down the stairs and the screen went black and then the bottom stairs loaded. i was totally creeped out here, i felt like something was watching me. then the music stopped and the game crashed! i was so freaked out i took the game out of the cartridge, got out a step ladder and threw it into the ground from the roof of my house, watching it shatter to a million bits. then i slipped and fell off the roof and now im in a full body cast and typing all of this with my erect penis because it is the only part of my body i can move. the end. PS YOU ARE NEXT

qq i wet my pants

trembling in fear


you are the next edgar poe OP

WHOOAAAA

link63 wrote:I  wrote a creepypasta one time and i actually submitted it to the creepypasta wiki

Too bad it got banned in about 5 minutes and got me banned
I actually have the MSWord file still

lets fucking see it

was it one of those really shitty roblox kkkreepy pasters

ammmmy wrote:

link63 wrote:I  wrote a creepypasta one time and i actually submitted it to the creepypasta wiki

Too bad it got banned in about 5 minutes and got me banned
I actually have the MSWord file still

lets fucking see it

sounds good

ONCE UPON A TIME... I WAS AT A YARD SALE. AND THERE WAS... THIS GAME.. IT WAS CALL "POKEMON: DARKNESS BLACK"... AND IT WAS IN THIS DARK WRAPPED PAPERS AAND IT WAS SCARY. ONLY $29.95? I TOOK BECAUSE IT WAS A LOW PRICE. I SAY TO THIS OLD MAN... ALMOST LIKE HE WAS ACTUALLY DEAD I SAY "I WANT TO BUY THIS GAME" AND THERE WAS THE MAN HE ALMOST TELEPORTS TO MY FACE IT IS SO QUICKLY AND HE SAYS "YOU WILL BE KILL" AND IT IS SCARY BUT I RUN HOME AND I POP INTO MY LIMITED-EDITION NINTENDO 24 AND RUN IT. IT IS THE NORMAL POKEMON PEARL BUT ONE DIFFERENT: IT HAS NO EYE BALLS ON PEARL MAIN PLAYER AND IT IS SO SCARED THAT I AM CONTINUING PLAYING. AND I SAID OUT LOUD "FUCK THIS IS SCARY" AND I PLAY IT FOR TWO HOURS TWELVE MINUTE EIGHTEEN SECOND BEFORE... IT APPEARED. IT IS THE DEMON SHADOW KING AND HE IS EVIL AND I AM IN BATTLE. AND SUDDENLY I THROWED OUT.. HIM. SLENDER MAD FROM SLENDERMAN CREEPYSTORY AND HE HAVE ONE MOVE. IT IS: 'KILL' AND SHADOW KING HAVE THE SAME MOVE IT IS ALSO 'KILL' AND BOTH USED THE KILL AND BOTH DIED.... THE SCREEN WENT BLACK AS NIGHT AND I PASSED OUT... WHEN I WOKED UP MY GAME CARTRIDGE WAS GONE AND WHEN I WALK TO THE OLD MAN HOUSE IT IS EMPTY NONE FOR YEARS. NEIGHBOR SAID "BUY $19.95 VIAGRA SOLUTION" BUT I AM DEAD ALREADY IF YOU SEE THIS RUN

pokemon creepypasta has never been good, right?

STOP STOP PLEASE IM CRYING IN FEAR I CANT I CANT I CANT

ONE TIME, I GO TO YARD SALE TO FIND VIDEO GAMES...THIS OLD MAN...WHO SAYS HE IS CARL SAGAN...OFFERS ME SONIC 1 ON SUPER NES...WHAT THAT GAME DOESN'T EXIST? HOW??? OLD MAN JUST SAYS "SUCK STEPHEN KINGS DICK ASSHOLE IT'S A 50 DOLLAR LIMITED EDITION" AND WALKS OFF...WHOA. I WALK TO HIM AND BUY GAME, HE SAY "THANKS FAG." I WAS INSULTED BY THIS GUY'S COMPLETE DISREGARD FOR HUMAN FEELINGS. BUT I CARRIED ON. I WAS NOT INFERIOR ENOUGH TO RESORT TO CONSOLES, SO I DUMPED THE SUPER NES CARTRIDGE ONTO MY GAMING RIG AND LOADED IT THROUGH AN EMULATOR. THE FIRST THING I SEE IS SHIGERU MIYAMOTO'S HEAD, BLOODY AND NO EYE BALLS, TIED TO POGO STICK. I SHOOK THIS OFF AND SAID "HUM MAYBE IT'S GLITCHING"

THEN THE GAME BOOTS UP. IT'S SONIC 1, GRAPHICS AND ALL, THE GAME RUN SLOW THOUGH. VERY SLOW. IT'S GOT A VERY EERIE FEEL TO IT, I BEAT THE LEVLE, I HEAR BLOOD GUSHING. GAME FADES TO BLACK. GAME GOES TO NEW SCREEN. IT WAS KNUCKLES, DEAD ON GROUND, BLOOD GUSHING, NO EYES. I HEARD A VOICE SAMPLE THAT SAID "YOU DIE NOW." I SCREAM "OHSHIT" LOUD AND MY MOM ASKS WHAT IS GOING ON. I SAY "NOTHING" AND SHE WALK OFFS.

LEVEL 2 LOOKED NOTHING LIKE GREEN HILL ZONE, EVERYTHING WAS RUIN, THE TREES WERE ALL DEAD, WITH BLOOD. GRASS WAS DRIED OUT, THE WATER MASS IN BACKGROND WAS REPLACED WITH BLOOD AND ANIMAL CORPSES. THIS LEVEL HAD BLOOD AND REMNANTS OF ROUGE, TAILS, SHADOW, AMY, AND OTHERS ALL OVER THE PLACE. THIS LEVEL PASSED BY QUICKLY, AND I BEAT IT VERY QUICKLY. SOME PLAIN TEXT (WITH BLOOD) SAID "I'LL KILL U" BUT IT WAS ONLY THERE FOR A SECOND. LEVEL 3 WAS NOTHING BUT ROBOTNIK SAYING "PLZ DON'T HURT ME" BUT I HAD TO HURT HIM TO PROGRESS. HE DIE, AND THE GAME BLACK OUT. I SAY TO MYSELF "THANK CARL SAGAN IT'S OVER." SONIC THEN BEGIN TO SEDUCE ME, WITH GLOWING RED EYES. I JERK OFF VICIOUSLY, HE THEN COMES OUT OF COMPUTER IN A LIFELIKE MANNER AND SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME. "HEY! SUCK MY DICK!" HE SAY. THIS WAS SO SURREAL. HE THEN GOES AND LAUNCHES LOUD SCREAM. THEN MY GAMING RIG WENT ON FIRE. DAYS LATER I HEAR THAT THE OLD MAN WAS MURDERED. WOW THIS WAS ONE OF THE WORST EXPERIENCES EVER

OH GOD PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU, I CANT TAKE THIS FEAR

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lab

creepypasta wiki is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

fucking please link post that glorious pasta i remember it was so fucking retardedly funny

Red Epoch wrote:

ammmmy wrote:

link63 wrote:I  wrote a creepypasta one time and i actually submitted it to the creepypasta wiki

Too bad it got banned in about 5 minutes and got me banned
I actually have the MSWord file still

lets fucking see it

sounds good

LINK WHERE IS IT

ya link get that shitt out

link maaaannn

dont put the link to get them mad XD

tomoko wrote:dont put the link to get them mad XD

it is not a link you gobble stopper they want link to post it

stop talking tomoko

slamjamsk8r wrote:stop talking tomoko

butthurt as fuckk