Atheists can't explain this

If the Earth is more than a billion years old, and according to evolution, shouldn't the Earth be an animal now?

Checkmate

atheists cant explain why youre a turbonerd

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tomokos10thaccount wrote: If the Earth is more than a billion years old, and according to evolution, shouldn't the Earth be an animal now?

Checkmate

technically the earth is an animal in a really protozoan way

spinnythings wrote:

tomokos10thaccount wrote: If the Earth is more than a billion years old, and according to evolution, shouldn't the Earth be an animal now?

Checkmate

technically the earth is an animal in a really protozoan way

no it isnt nerd

amtator wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

tomokos10thaccount wrote: If the Earth is more than a billion years old, and according to evolution, shouldn't the Earth be an animal now?

Checkmate

technically the earth is an animal in a really protozoan way

no it isnt nerd

fuck you it is and i dont feel like making a bulleted list as to why

lel rocks are literally animals guys

all of your reasons would be dumb metaphorical poetic bullshit anyways

amtator wrote:all of your reasons would be dumb metaphorical poetic bullshit anyways

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le stem

amtator wrote:le stem

Allow me to explain myself. I understand physics better than my father; who has a Ph.D in aerophysics or whatever that shit is called. Now, is this not proof that the education system in the United States, and humanity itself, is absolute trash? A waste of time; you might say. I am fifteen and I am smarter then than 99.999% of the world without having to go to college to rack up millions in debt. If humanity was not so predictably stupid and fearful, we would not send our kids off to 'school' to waste money, when the majority of the time there, studies show, is just spent being terrorized by bullies and the like that don't value education. Instead, we should be free to enjoy our childhood before the governments of the world enslave us in adulthood; with the illusion of freedom coming from a meager paycheck that fails to satisfy even the hardest worker. Meanwhile, the rich are richer than they have ever been in HUMAN HISTORY. This is why it is not worth my important time that I have on this Earth 'working a job' when I could enjoy myself playing Team Fortress, which is a million times better than whatever the majority of my fucking retarded peers play (Call of Duty and the like). I could revolutionize the world with my intellect at my age, but the pestilence that is our fucking retarded, hateful, wasteful, spiteful species does not deserve it.

seth2 wrote:

amtator wrote:le stem

Allow me to explain myself. I understand physics better than my father; who has a Ph.D in aerophysics or whatever that shit is called. Now, is this not proof that the education system in the United States, and humanity itself, is absolute trash? A waste of time; you might say. I am fifteen and I am smarter then than 99.999% of the world without having to go to college to rack up millions in debt. If humanity was not so predictably stupid and fearful, we would not send our kids off to 'school' to waste money, when the majority of the time there, studies show, is just spent being terrorized by bullies and the like that don't value education. Instead, we should be free to enjoy our childhood before the governments of the world enslave us in adulthood; with the illusion of freedom coming from a meager paycheck that fails to satisfy even the hardest worker. Meanwhile, the rich are richer than they have ever been in HUMAN HISTORY. This is why it is not worth my important time that I have on this Earth 'working a job' when I could enjoy myself playing Team Fortress, which is a million times better than whatever the majority of my fucking retarded peers play (Call of Duty and the like). I could revolutionize the world with my intellect at my age, but the pestilence that is our fucking retarded, hateful, wasteful, spiteful species does not deserve it.

I honestly don't care what "linguists" think, I don't consider "linguistics" to be a respectable field of study. I don't put much credence on the soft sciences in general, to be honest... they are called "soft" for a reason. Yes, I am a STEM graduate, yes, we have a superiority complex. I have seen the curriculum for various soft-sciences... have you seen the curriculum for the physical sciences or the any of the engineering disciplines?

Linguistics is a joke, barely better than someone who majors in Spanish, and this site is nothing but an invitation to troll people based on not taking your joke of a discipline seriously. "Uh oh, society has a major problem to solve in order to make life better for everyone. Quick, call in the linguists!". Meanwhile you can thank me for your fast internet connection, I design and implement the extremely complicated test and measurement equipment required for the provisioning of modern fiber optic communication networks. I might not know what AAVE is, but I know how to characterize a link of optical fiber using the round trip time-of-flight and received dB signal level of a series of millions of 5 nanosecond pulses of laser energy at various wavelengths interleaved into a continuous representation of backscatter power over time/distance. I know how to do so while taking into account index of refraction, chromatic and polarity mode dispersion, and helical affects... Measuring the speed of light to the hundreds of picoseconds is a byproduct of my every day activities.

i cant imagine how pretentious you have to be to write that and be serious holy fuck

seth2 wrote:i cant imagine how pretentious you have to be to write that and be serious holy fuck

all of his posts are copypasta goldmines