status update on steam 4 linucks

seth wrote:

sweet wrote:but who the fuck at valve thought "yeah...linux and nvidia gpus go great together"

they know they don't but all of their gaymes have 'POWEREDB Y NVIDIA THE WAY ITS MEANT TO BE GAYED' on it so they have to sell it with nvidia hardware

thats gonna be a fucking nightmare i hope steam at least bribes nvidia into cooperation

the best part is there's no fucking ports to linux yet aside from a couple valvie games

also the valvie games are incredible fucking buggy

little timmy is going to get a steambox for christmas and never be able to wrap himself around the idea that "BATTLEFIELD ISNT PORTED TO LINUCKS YET EVER

LOL U CANT PLAY"

and WINE is such a massive piece of shit it bugs out when you try to use notepad.exe how the hell is it going to play supah shoot terrorists in the face

so it has a weaker game base than the virtualboy and it has shit-tastic specs

the virtualboy was redeemed a little by the glorious warioland game but this has nothing but le pootis and p0rtal (dae glados?!?!!!?!) and they barely even run

glorious

you just know every steam fanboy is gonna take one of these and fuck it until their dick bleeds anyways

can't wait for the official reviewers to shit on it and wind up opening up a dam of spooge from the fanboys

amtator wrote:glorious

you just know every steam fanboy is gonna take one of these and fuck it until their dick bleeds anyways

can't wait for the official reviewers to shit on it and wind up opening up a dam of spooge from the fanboys

dae think all games suck and dont CARE that ssutpid ea crap isnt available?

uhh you dont play HL2? what are you some kinda COD FANBOY SWAGFAG?!?!!?!?1

This is why I dont play other video games anymore. I just made my own console and the only users play games I've made.

I laugh at my own shit, criticize myself and start lengthy discussions which lead to a dark place of utter confusion and death of all intelligence. When I'm finished doing that, I take nude pictures of Team Fortress characters in the dark, post em, and fap to em while imagining it's running at the highest graphics settings the internet has never seen.

Then my userbase tells me to release more Portal games and I comply...I fall asleep to the sound of a fat man orgasming as he listens to Glados crack one-liners.

AMD drivers are the best bitches.

Shadowfall wrote:AMD drivers are the best bitches.

the first computer i ever installed linux on was a radeon

it was as much of a hastle as nvidia drivers but at least the fucking thing was stable

occasionally even the proprietary nvidia driver will go "FUCK IT" and crash the X server or other weird shit like not render certain graphics on the screen

so these are the real specs of the base which manage to be even worse than the rumor i posted

2014
$499
multicore AMD CPU
discrete AMD Radeon R9 270 graphics card
Valve's Steam Controller
Wi-Fi
Bluetooth
500GB hard drive
Valve's Linux-based Steam OS

so it's like the xbox one and ps4 but with less games

perfect