SHIT THAT PISSES YOU OFF IN GAMES

seth wrote:the only part about 'yolo' or 'swag' that irritates me is nerds trying to use it ironically as if they're somehow better than some other guy because they specifically exclude words from their vocabulary

"that shits got swag"

"DUEHGHHH I THINK ITS TRYING TO COMMUNICATE LOL IDIOT ABOVE"

gawww fuck that shit

me and my IT partner talk about all of our swaggity totally unironically in front of everyone which gets all the intellectuals all fired up

le yolo = babbys first irony

The beginning of Metroid prime and Symphony Of The Night were at the very beginning they tease you with all your powers at the beginning and then take them away from you like 8 minutes into the game, and then you spend the rest of the game trying to get them back

Also most autorun games

a wrote:

seth wrote:the only part about 'yolo' or 'swag' that irritates me is nerds trying to use it ironically as if they're somehow better than some other guy because they specifically exclude words from their vocabulary

"that shits got swag"

"DUEHGHHH I THINK ITS TRYING TO COMMUNICATE LOL IDIOT ABOVE"

gawww fuck that shit

me and my IT partner talk about all of our swaggity totally unironically in front of everyone which gets all the intellectuals all fired up

UHHH FAGGOT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY 'SWAG'? WELL ILL BEE TELLIN YOU TO GET ME SOM FRIES WITH THAT FAKE IDIOT CUZ IM A SMART AND I WILL BE YOUR BOSS SOME DAY

when games with bad sountracks keep the music playing when i pause the game

LAG-DEATHS

amfreighter wrote:LAG-DEATHS

this is a BIG issue i have with peesee gaymen

on consoles or handhelds the games are rigiorously optimized to the hardware and tested to perform flawlessly, or at least that performance ticks don't get in the way of your enjoyment, since the hardware the game will play on is predictable

on PC games there's always a constant "your-mileage-may-vary" factor because of the sheer variety of combinations and different types of computers

amfreighter wrote:

amfreighter wrote:LAG-DEATHS

this is a BIG issue i have with peesee gaymen

on consoles or handhelds the games are rigiorously optimized to the hardware and tested to perform flawlessly, or at least that performance ticks don't get in the way of your enjoyment, since the hardware the game will play on is predictable

on PC games there's always a constant "your-mileage-may-vary" factor because of the sheer variety of combinations and different types of computers

for example how BF is optimized for less cores so AMD users and their big ass octos get fucked over

when you're doing really damn good in a level and then the level or the game itself decides to fuck you up the ass and say "nope motherfucker you're not beating me that way you little shit"

Princess Daisy wrote:when you're doing really damn good in a level and then the level or the game itself decides to fuck you up the ass and say "nope motherfucker you're not beating me that way you little shit"

and then afterwards you start dying a whole bunch

amfreighter wrote:

Princess Daisy wrote:when you're doing really damn good in a level and then the level or the game itself decides to fuck you up the ass and say "nope motherfucker you're not beating me that way you little shit"

and then afterwards you start dying a whole bunch

FUCKING EXACTLY

amfreighter wrote:

amfreighter wrote:LAG-DEATHS

this is a BIG issue i have with peesee gaymen

on consoles or handhelds the games are rigiorously optimized to the hardware and tested to perform flawlessly, or at least that performance ticks don't get in the way of your enjoyment, since the hardware the game will play on is predictable

on PC games there's always a constant "your-mileage-may-vary" factor because of the sheer variety of combinations and different types of computers

i find this funny because i have almost never died a lag death in eve but ive died dozens of lag deaths in halo 4

spinnythings wrote:

amfreighter wrote:

amfreighter wrote:LAG-DEATHS

this is a BIG issue i have with peesee gaymen

on consoles or handhelds the games are rigiorously optimized to the hardware and tested to perform flawlessly, or at least that performance ticks don't get in the way of your enjoyment, since the hardware the game will play on is predictable

on PC games there's always a constant "your-mileage-may-vary" factor because of the sheer variety of combinations and different types of computers

i find this funny because i have almost never died a lag death in eve but ive died dozens of lag deaths in halo 4

i have little issue with control lag in toho games and it PISSES ME OFF

i love it when i lag in games and no one can kill me while i can kill them.

missing out a collectible sucks too

trashboat wrote:i love it when i lag in games and no one can kill me while i can kill them.

missing out a collectible sucks too

this is a benefit of having shitty internet speeds, everyone lags going up against you but you dont get any latency and can crush them while they spazz out

also i was playing NH and it just gave me a message saying 'you suddenly stop and die!" what the FUCK i didnt even do anything shit

For the RNG gods to drop the hammer on me so swiftly and brutally can only mean that I have bad karma. I must retreat to the mountains to meditate.

the helicopter in gta iv is the hardest helicopter ive ever flown in a pc game holy shit -- and then aiming is even harder even though it has four fucking gatling guns taped onto it

i've inverted a helicopter right into a mountain in battlefield killing all six of us inside many times and in this helicopter sim my dad had i would always crash right at the start but gta iv's shitty little police helicopter? that shit will never be easy to fly

last night i was trying to kill diseased who was right in front of me so i had to just fly right into him upside down and chop him up with my rotor blades

spawnkill

THIS PART OF DRIVER 2 HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT



i only won this by sheer luck and to make matters worse the gunman was able to bulldoze through all the traffic while you couldn't

"lol gg"

i will find u and eat your babeis

getting your respawn checkpoint set right in front of a death trap/bullet

lcke wrote:getting your respawn checkpoint set right in front of a death trap/bullet

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