story time

yesterday, I had school. shocking.

I woke up, tired as usual, at like 5:50 or something, which is later than when I usually wake up on school days
my dad was drivin me to school so I could sleep in cause I was havin a midterm and a test that day
so basically we drove to school and the usual shit happens
sat in the auditorium, slept, dreamt some weird shit I usually don't dream of, left after what felt like 10 minutes at the most
went to 1st period, did some stuff in Adobe Flash CS5, finished up a midterm
then I went to homeroom
my homeroom teacher is a total hard-ass and is always yelling at us because the unprivileged fucks in my class don't know when to shut up
so we were doin the Pledge of Allegiance, and two dumbasses wouldn't stand up because they were too focused with the computer, so he shut ALL of our computers down because he's a dick
I left, went to 2nd period, wasn't happy at all
2nd period was normal n stuff, listened to music, worked on some stuff
lunchtime was ok, not much else to describe about it, I just ate
went to 3rd period, worked on questions from a textbook, then watched some videos on the computer cause that class is all right
then came 4th period, the last period of the day (and the worst)
so we started off with our teacher yelling at us to "take a seat", even though everyone was sitting down except for a couple of dumbasses who didn't know what they were doing, like they were lost
then me n my friends remembered some hilarious scene from a movie we watched in class and started laughing our asses off just as we were receiving the test, then some other unprivileged fuck calls the teacher over and says this:

Uh, these three are having their flirtatious gay relationship and keep laughing and distracting me because I need to focus sooooo hard on my work so that I don't get super angry and edgy so tell them to stop please.

it wasn't the exact quote, but close enough
anyways, we took the test, but I felt like kicking that kiddo's ass
then when the bell rang, I ran to the bus lot, got on the bus, slept, woke up, got off at the plaza I get dropped off at, got in my dad's car, and we drove home.

the rest of the day I played gta v

fuck I am not good at creative writing

anyone who doesn't stand up during the pledge is a self entitled faggot who thinks they're making an epic stand against the FOOLISH fat americnkans

"so we were doin the Pledge of Allegiance, and two dumbasses wouldn't stand up because they were too focused with the computer, so he shut ALL of our computers down because he's a dick"

they have the full rights to not stand so hes a huge dick

loser bruiser wrote:anyone who doesn't stand up during the pledge is a self entitled faggot who thinks they're making an epic stand against the FOOLISH fat americnkans

i remember my shitface math teacher in 6th grade once asked me why i stood for the pledge of allegance when i'm not a 'real american'

nerd slammer wrote:

loser bruiser wrote:anyone who doesn't stand up during the pledge is a self entitled faggot who thinks they're making an epic stand against the FOOLISH fat americnkans

i remember my shitface math teacher in 6th grade once asked me why i stood for the pledge of allegance when i'm not a 'real american'

whaaat a faaaggot

Red Epoch wrote:

nerd slammer wrote:

loser bruiser wrote:anyone who doesn't stand up during the pledge is a self entitled faggot who thinks they're making an epic stand against the FOOLISH fat americnkans

i remember my shitface math teacher in 6th grade once asked me why i stood for the pledge of allegance when i'm not a 'real american'

whaaat a faaaggot

yeah it isn't about being an american it's a respectful gesture towards the most powerful country on the planet

the eu just barely edges out america's gdp by a few thousand bucks combined

anyways good story OP

tell us about your day on saturday!

everybody should write out their days in long form

but my days from sunday on is gonna be like

'woke up in a hazy stupor
went on otthunderdome
went on otthunderdome
went on otthunderdome more
remembered i had school
got distracted because i went on otthunderdome on the way there
showed up at 12
got shit done
ran home the whole way because my anticipation to SHITPOST ON OTTHUNDERDOME is so high
went on otthunderdome
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went to sleep"

that reminds me there was this crumbled up paper on the floor, i picked it up and it said "spencer knox is a faggot" and i wrote JOIN OTTHUNDERDOME.COM all over it and put it back on the floor

lel