the perplexing world of pizza

XXXNERDKILLERXXX wrote:

Red Epoch wrote:this thread reminds me of

rt is lying he's piling a mountain of mozzarella sticks in his fat mouth while furiously masturbating to pony porn and rocking back in forth in his autism chair

lel

everytime i read "rocking back in forth in his autism chair" i cant help but laugh out loud like a retard

Red Epoch wrote:

XXXNERDKILLERXXX wrote:

Red Epoch wrote:this thread reminds me of

lel

everytime i read "rocking back in forth in his autism chair" i cant help but laugh out loud like a retard

according to rtcity hes broken like 5 rocking chairs from overuse

PART THREE

AND OH GOD I'M HUNGRY

Leftover Pizza in the kitchen. Preserved of it's details, still having a taste that could cause rivers of saliva to appear. Hot or cold? Cold Pizza is pretty shitty unless it's a good Pizza.

Put Pizza in the microwave, sleep. Pizza will come to your room and wake me up. Try not to hit the ceiling getting up, climb down the stairs. Run.

Take out Pizza, put on comfy plate, get a nice drink, marathon on cozy couch, browse internet, sleep and eat iJUST EAT PIZZA.

fluence wrote:Leftover Pizza in the kitchen. Preserved of it's details, still having a taste that could cause rivers of saliva to appear. Hot or cold? Cold Pizza is pretty shitty unless it's a good Pizza.

Put Pizza in the microwave, sleep. Pizza will come to your room and wake me up. Try not to hit the ceiling getting up, climb down the stairs. Run.

Take out Pizza, put on comfy plate, get a nice drink, marathon on cozy couch, browse internet, sleep and eat iJUST EAT PIZZA.

gonna make this the featured quote on OTSW hold on

fluence wrote:Leftover Pizza in the kitchen. Preserved of it's details, still having a taste that could cause rivers of saliva to appear. Hot or cold? Cold Pizza is pretty shitty unless it's a good Pizza.

Put Pizza in the microwave, sleep. Pizza will come to your room and wake me up. Try not to hit the ceiling getting up, climb down the stairs. Run.

Take out Pizza, put on comfy plate, get a nice drink, marathon on cozy couch, browse internet, sleep and eat iJUST EAT PIZZA.

thats beautiful