my fucking appendix exploded AMA

i had to spend 3 days in a hospital on a water only diet because they had to pull me apart and put me back together again it was super depressing

holy dicks

that sucks a lot get better soon man

ozzie freedom wrote:holy dicks

ozzie freedom wrote:that sucks a lot get better soon man

i decided to peel off the sticky shit where they opened me up and there are fucking STAPLES there

im fine now but im going to walk funny because it's right over my right leg and also my typing is suddenly really shit suddenly

so do tell what happened

i understand that waiting even a day after it explodes can kill you from the ensuring massive infection

ozzie freedom wrote:so do tell what happened

i understand that waiting even a day after it explodes can kill you from the ensuring massive infection

shit it didnt expldoe i was just using that as one of my words

it got 'inflamed' so they put funny gas in me and then pulled me open and whatever

my surgeon was an old russian guy when he did his examination of me he stuffed his hands down my pants but i think that was just proceedure (im very flattered otherwise)

then you have a 1/5th or better chance of it exploding in the following year according to always-accurate wikipedia

ozzie freedom wrote:then you have a 1/5th or better chance of it exploding in the following year

no they removed it

literally all of the medical/biology-related articles on wikipedia are carbon copies from their sources pieced together with [Citation needed] tags

oh that susks

ozzie freedom wrote:literally all of the medical/biology-related articles on wikipedia are carbon copies from their sources pieced together with [Citation needed] tags

all the pros are too busy saving lives and shit than to edit wikipedia and then argue for 5 hours on the talk page about why their edit should stay

oooh thats why you where gone holy shit

Red Epoch wrote:oooh thats why you where gone holy shit

i wish i had the sense in me to request my laptop so i could shitpost from the cosiness of a hospital bed but i was COKED THE FUCK UP on morphene (yeah they gave me morphene that shit is bitchin when they give it to you from the IV but later on they started injecting it into my arm and ass and that wasnt nearly as good [i think it was really tylenol and didnt feel like giving me that sugar])

ammy wrote:

Red Epoch wrote:oooh thats why you where gone holy shit

i wish i had the sense in me to request my laptop so i could shitpost from the cosiness of a hospital bed but i was COKED THE FUCK UP on morphene (yeah they gave me morphene that shit is bitchin when they give it to you from the IV but later on they started injecting it into my arm and ass and that wasnt nearly as good [i think it was really tylenol and didnt feel like giving me that sugar])

i was so fucked up on morphene i could barely talk everything just came out as "adfhkjadhk" according to the nurses