dogman's eve online series

first impressions
from what i can tell from the intro, a bunch of guys went from earth and colonized planets through a wormhole thing. they formed empires and began fighting because it's space and empires have to fight in space. you play as a race of immortal humans that clone themselves when they die so they are pretty much free to dick around forever.
cool i guess
i'll start playing tomorrow

gay out of 10

10/10 worst game of the decade

the games begin

huge fag wrote:first impressions
from what i can tell from the intro, a bunch of guys went from earth and colonized planets through a wormhole thing. they formed empires and began fighting because it's space and empires have to fight in space. you play as a race of immortal humans that clone themselves when they die so they are pretty much free to dick around forever.
cool i guess
i'll start playing tomorrow

yep thats pretty much it
there's more to the fighting like how the amarr enslave people and the caldari love money but w/e

ok gameplay is cool enough though i kinda fucked up the tutorial somewhat

spinny is the tutorial warp gate supposed to teleport me into the middle of nowhere

huge fag wrote:spinny is the tutorial warp gate supposed to teleport me into the middle of nowhere

yeah
look for a platform

wait so you can't even make real money off this game
fuck ass that sucks

spinnythings wrote:

huge fag wrote:spinny is the tutorial warp gate supposed to teleport me into the middle of nowhere

yeah
look for a platform

alright found it
woo i get totally worthless crap

huge fag wrote:wait so you can't even make real money off this game
fuck ass that sucks

yeah cuz if you could ccp would go broke srry

huge fag wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

huge fag wrote:spinny is the tutorial warp gate supposed to teleport me into the middle of nowhere

yeah
look for a platform

alright found it
woo i get totally worthless crap

yeah its worthless

wtf is your character name

spinnythings wrote:wtf is your character name

Varan Outamon apparently

yeah this is alright, i can probably get into this but i only have 19 days to do so

"a module has run out of charges"
I HAVEN'T EVEN USED IT

haha dogman has to play with other people xdxdxd

does the social interaction burn your flesh

slamjaminfl8er wrote:does the social interaction burn your flesh

you dont have to talk to anybody if you dont want to for a long time i just went it solo

slamjaminfl8er wrote:does the social interaction burn your flesh

i used to play a lot of mmos before otx

huge fag wrote:

slamjaminfl8er wrote:does the social interaction burn your flesh

i used to play a lot of mmos before otx

but yes it burns like lava

so far:
i've completed the basic tutorials
made a total of 8000 isk

huge fag wrote:so far:
i've completed the basic tutorials
made a total of 8000 isk

so far your total isk accumulation amounts to $0.00 USD

spinnythings wrote:

huge fag wrote:so far:
i've completed the basic tutorials
made a total of 8000 isk

so far your total isk accumulation amounts to $0.00 USD

not even 1 cent

dust 514 by eve for ps3 ftw!

yeah i'm very disappointed with this
the free trial is bs because there's no way outside of a sugar daddy that you're making enough isk to pay for the game like most faggots(which basically forces you to pay for the first month or two). no corporation(biggest part) is going to hire you for being a newbie.