how was your day otrecliner

spinnythings wrote:

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:She applies her lipstick in spite of its contents: "greasy rouge,
containing crushed and dried insect corpses for coloring, beeswax
for stiffness, and olive oil to help it flow - the latter having
the unfortunate tendency to go rancid several hours after use.

In 1924 the New York Board of Health considered banning lipstick,
not because it was hazardous to the wearers but because of "the
worry that it might poison the men who kissed the women who wore it."
       -- David Bodanis, "The Secret House"

and thats why scarlet red lips mean youre a badass

yessir!

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:remind me why people said OTB was the best again

le otb golden age nostalgia faic

It is with outstanding pleasure
that we are here to present tonight...
Slick Rick, the Ruler! And MC Ricky D!!
Doing their smash hit, "Mona Lisa,"
you know, like the picture?
Anyway, I'd like to take this time out
to bow before his divine majesty

Oh your majesty...
Hmm?
Can I kiss your hand?
Mm-hmm
Enough!
Come your highness.. they await you..

Well, it was one of those days -- not much to do
I was chillin downtown, with my old school crew
I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza
And bumped into a girl, her name was Mona -- what?
Mona Lisa (what?) *singing* Mona Lisa, so men made you..
YouknowhatI'msayin? So I said, "Excuse me, dear
my gosh, you look nice!
Put away your money
I'll buy that slice!"
She said, "Thanks - I'd rather a slice of you
I'm just kidding, but that's awfully nice of you"
The compliment showed she had a mind in her
And when I smiled (PING!) I almost blinded her
She said, "Great Scott! Are you a thief?
Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth"
Ha-ha, hah! Had to find that funny
So I said, "No child, I work hard for the money
And calling me a thief? Please! Don't even try it (Right!)
Sit down eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet"
She almost got cut short -- you know, scissors
She tried to disrespect WHO?! The Grand Wizard
Me! "Well what's your name, son?"
"MC Ricky D," but not to be so harsh I said to Mona Li-hee
"I'm.. sorry and I know that's low class (uhh, yeah)
Please sit, and tell me a little about your past"
She said, "Well I got courage, and I don't like porridge (uh-huh)
I've never been to college, but I've got crazy knowledge (uh-huh)
Over eighteen and my eyes are green (uh-huh)
I wear more gold than that man on A-Team (uh-huh, uh-huh)
Trim, slim, (yeah) and I'm also light skinned
Best believe Mona's a virgin"
A virgin?! Honey needed a slap
She tried to tell me she's a virgin -- with her yay wide gap
I said, "It don't matter, see, I'm not picky (word)
Let me spell my name out for you, it's Ricky:
R - Ravishing
I - Impress
C - Courageous; so careless
K - for the Kangols which I've got
that I wear everyday and
Y - why not?
To fight's not right that I recite and I'm..
quite polite like Walter Cronkite"
Well, just about then, Trevor my friend came in
He said, "Hey Rick, don't you know playin with these snakes is a sin?!?"
He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store
He said, "I don't want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more!
Now come along, we have a party to attend
With some real mature women and some more of her friends"
He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute
And as the cab came, he thrusted me in it!
And as we were leavin and drivin along
I could hear a melody as Mona sang a song

"If you see me walking down the street
And I start to cry.. each time we meet..
Walk on by.. walk on by..
Foolish pride
That's all that I have left, so, let me hide
The pain and the hurt that you gave me
When you said goodbye..
You walked on by.."

on thursday my dad parked in a handicap spot at target and a huge woman got out of her car and came up and started screaming at him because she has a handicap thingy and started going on about how he needed to leave and give the space to "people who need it more" and my dad just hung up his handicap placard, got out of his car with his cast and crutches, and looked at her and she turned red but went back to her car and parked somewhere else

there was a guy behind me in this restaurant watching me type

spinnythings wrote:on thursday my dad parked in a handicap spot at target and a huge woman got out of her car and came up and started screaming at him because she has a handicap thingy and started going on about how he needed to leave and give the space to "people who need it more" and my dad just hung up his handicap placard, got out of his car with his cast and crutches, and looked at her and she turned red but went back to her car and parked somewhere else

i want to believe but this sounds like something copied and pasted cleanly off of tumblr or reddit

spinnythings wrote:there was a guy behind me in this restaurant watching me type

i HATE that

this one time i was in the school library procrastinating away and this kid next to me was blatantly looking over my shoulder to see what i was doing so i wrote in 72 points "FUCK OFF NERD" and he quickly looked away and then moved from im guessing embarassment

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:why get worried about women, your reputation, your family and your friends when you can just not give a fuck about any of those things?

you're serious...

lorin wrote:

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:why get worried about women, your reputation, your family and your friends when you can just not give a fuck about any of those things?

you're serious...

i give very low levels of fucks but not absolute zero

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:

lorin wrote:

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:why get worried about women, your reputation, your family and your friends when you can just not give a fuck about any of those things?

you're serious...

i give very low levels of fucks but not absolute zero

ammy was measured once to care at a level of 330 picofucks

if my fucks were converted to weight i'd probably give a hydrogen amount of fucks

i mean it's super lightweight but not nonexistent

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:

lorin wrote:

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:why get worried about women, your reputation, your family and your friends when you can just not give a fuck about any of those things?

you're serious...

i give very low levels of fucks but not absolute zero

i guess it's probably easier for you to stop giving a fuck about everything than it is for me...

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:

spinnythings wrote:on thursday my dad parked in a handicap spot at target and a huge woman got out of her car and came up and started screaming at him because she has a handicap thingy and started going on about how he needed to leave and give the space to "people who need it more" and my dad just hung up his handicap placard, got out of his car with his cast and crutches, and looked at her and she turned red but went back to her car and parked somewhere else

i want to believe but this sounds like something copied and pasted cleanly off of tumblr or reddit

well my dad told me the story in culvers

spinnythings wrote:

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:

spinnythings wrote:on thursday my dad parked in a handicap spot at target and a huge woman got out of her car and came up and started screaming at him because she has a handicap thingy and started going on about how he needed to leave and give the space to "people who need it more" and my dad just hung up his handicap placard, got out of his car with his cast and crutches, and looked at her and she turned red but went back to her car and parked somewhere else

i want to believe but this sounds like something copied and pasted cleanly off of tumblr or reddit

well my dad told me the story in culvers

the fuk is culvers

the question is if your papa is handicapped or not

also how is your day is going to fill all top 10 spots i'm so excited!

get hyped

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:
i want to believe but this sounds like something copied and pasted cleanly off of tumblr or reddit

well my dad told me the story in culvers

the fuk is culvers

a based restaurant

lorin wrote:

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:
i want to believe but this sounds like something copied and pasted cleanly off of tumblr or reddit

well my dad told me the story in culvers

the fuk is culvers

a based restaurant

ya im looking them up and they certainly look pretty based

they remind me of five guys or in and out

the guys who work five guys at my mall are chill as fuck they fill your bag with fries

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:
i want to believe but this sounds like something copied and pasted cleanly off of tumblr or reddit

well my dad told me the story in culvers

the fuk is culvers

restaurant with good cheeseburgers

oaky wrote:the question is if your papa is handicapped or not

also how is your day is going to fill all top 10 spots i'm so excited!

yeah he broke his fucking everything below the knee

haha "cheeseburger" fuckin fatass american lel lel lelleelel e le stereotypes

shit i need to replace my freedom hacked psp's lcd

miffoo wrote:shit i need to replace my freedom hacked psp's lcd

fuck consumer electronics

working with stuff that can be managed with hands only taught me the horror of making things cheap - everything is lasered on so it's impossible to replace pretty much anything and they all use those fucking flat flexible cables that are both impossible to interface with and are super tiny and have a quadrillion pins

back in the day you could reprogram anything by taking the ic out and plugging it into a programmer like a pro hakrer

i keep ripping open/crushing/stabbing packaging peanuts and i can't stop

Here is the gist of our argument

I really like the Zelda series. She likes Kingdom Hearts. I only have enough money to purchase one new console around launch.

I told her I want to buy a Wii soon

She went ballistic and said she's not going to be my girlfriend if I get an Wii and not a PS4

I don't want to lose her because I went 20 years without a girlfriend and I don't want to be alone

She hates Nintendo because she says its a fascist corporation and the Nintendo will monitor her emails or something