funbox 4.1 mega epic win ultra

now with a resistive touch screen taken directly from a nintendo ds (i think)

HOLY FUCK ITS HERE YOU WANT A TINY-AS-FUCK PERSONAL COMPUTER YOU GOT IT
FUNBOX 4.ONE MEGA DESTROYS THE GAY-AS-FUCK ORIGINAL FUNBOX (all preorders cancelled)

FEATURES
- SHITTECH TOUCH SCREEN MADE OF JAP DICKS
- IMPROVED GRAFIX LIBRARY
- ICONS!!!
- HUGE AS FUCK SCREEN
- 8 TIMES THE STORAGE SPACE 256KB
- MAKES YOU A FAGGOT THE INSTANT YOU BUY IT
- MAGGY'S DATE SIM INCLUDED

there holy shit

i've always wanted to apply my artistic skill to making the funbox and now i can!

fuck i want one

somebody send the blueprints of this to some chinese manufacturer

E3 poster

that is some fucking quality

NOW ON SALE GET HYPED NERDS

KSF goty

INSTRUCTION BOOKLET

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PURCHASE PROCESS OF THIS PRODUCTION! WE IS WILL GUIDE YOURSELF THROUGH THE SETTINGS UP TO ENSURE YOUR PRODUCT CAN BE PLEASURED TO HIGHEST EXTENT. WHAT YOU IS FIND ARE THESE CONTENT:

- x1 FUNBOX 4.1 VIDEO GAMING HAND HOLDING
- x1 FUNBOX 4.1 REMOTE CONTROL
- x1 FUNBOX 4.1 INSTRUCTION BOOKLET
- x1 FUNBOX 4.1 WARRANT INFORMAL
- x1 FUNBOX 4.1 AC ADAPTING PLUG
- x1 FUNBOX 4.1 92436412662416421MAH BATTER Y

SET UP:

PLUG FUNBOX INTO WALL WITH INCLUDE AC PLUG. LEAVING CONSOLE FOR 6-8 OUR WILL ENSUR FULLY CHARGES. CHARGING AND DRAINING BATTEY WILL EXTENSION LIVING.

INSERTING GAME:

THERE NO CART RIDGE SLOT. INSTEAD, ALL GAME ARE DOWNLOAD TO UNIVERSAL CEREAL BUST. THERE IS MAXIMUM STORAGE FOR 5 AND A HALVE GMAES.

PLAYING GAME:

HIT BUTTONS TO PLAY. THIS IS VERY FUN AND AMUSING TO PLAYEA IN MANY SENSE WITH LARGE LIGHTS OF SOUND.

STORY LINES:

KILL SECONDARY FAGGOTS:

IN GAME, YOU KILL SECONDARY TOU HOU FAN. THESE PEOPLE ARE IN FOR EXCESS OF PORNO, AND THE PROTAGONEST AMERICANSKATE DOES NOT APPROVE. HIT A RUTTON TO KILL. DIFFICULT INCREASING MUCH IN LATE LEVELING.

BE GAY:

HOMOSEXUALITY SIMULATION. WATCH OUT FOR VLADMIR PUTIN, WHO TRY TO KILL INNOCENTS GAYS. PRESS A TO FUCK MEN, PRESS B TO PUSH VLADMIR OUT OF THIS WAY. IF TOO LATE, VLADMIR WILL TAKE POOR HOMOSEXUAL TO PRISO N. DIFICULT INCREASE MUCH DURING GAME.

EPIC RADE:

TRY TO RECK THUNDRDOME, A SITE WHICH DARE TO BE COOL. YOU DIE QUICK, FAST FLEXING IS REQUIRED.

MAGIC CIAN DATING SIM:

IN GAME YOU DATE BEAUTY MAGIC CAN, A WONDEFUL GIRL YOU HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH. MAKE MANY WISE CHOICE IF BLAYER WANT SWEAT GIRL.

TROUBLESHITO:

CONSOLE FAIL TURNING ON OF - CHECK BAT. IF NOT WORK, PLUGGING INTO WALL. IF BOOT FAILING, SEND BACK FOR REPAIR.

GMAE GLITCHY - BLOWING OF THE GAME CAN FIX. IF FAIL, CLEAN CONTACTS WITH A MALTIPURPOSE LIQUID. IF FAIL, SEND FOR REPAIR.

COPYRIGHT 2014 FUNBOX CORPORATION. MADE IN UGANDA, ASSEMBLED IN PYONGYANG.

ottd manufactures in glorious north korea to kickstart their bustling manufacturing industry

the future of gaming

this console blew my fucking balls off

every other gaming platform sucks cock