microsoft's strategy for the xbox one revealed

they fucked up so hard they're deliberately fucking up so you feel bad for them and buy an xbox 1 out of sympathy

aww poor wittle microsoft

don mattrick may need to say "give us domination or i kill myself and livestream it with my xbox one and twitch"

miffoo wrote:don mattrick may need to say "give us domination or i kill myself and livestream it with my xbox one and twitch"

if you dont use internet explorer steve ballmer will get drunk and cry himself to sleep tonight

do you want the weight of steve ballmers tears on your shoulders

ammy wrote:

miffoo wrote:don mattrick may need to say "give us domination or i kill myself and livestream it with my xbox one and twitch"

if you dont use internet explorer steve ballmer will get drunk and cry himself to sleep tonight

if you don't use the metro layout he'll cut himself with a razor blade

purchase a windows 8 liscence or bill gates will stop feeding african children

"make nokia maymays as free advertising or we kill off master chief"

miffoo wrote:"make nokia maymays as free advertising or we kill off master chief"

NUUUUUU not befur u show his face!!!!!!!!

they should just start threatening people to buy their shit

"hey if you don't buy an xbox one we will give all the data we mined off of you to nigerian email spammers"