Super serious politics

The Kingdom of Gooby teh feerst is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Law & Order, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 43%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving.

Crime is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Gooby teh feerst's national animal is the pruto, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Delar.