ottd when did YOU become a proud american

i imagine ammy was a patriot the moment his momma shit him out but when did YOU become a freedom fighter

my parents taught me the power of america and even though I was edgy for a few years thinking 'amerca sux europe/canadas the best in the world i wanna move to the uk!' i outgrew those silly notions and regained my freedom loving ideals

when my mom vomited me out i was in a uncle sam hat then my mom vomited streamers in american colors and fireworks went off outside in american colors while the entire hospital spontaineously exploded into U-S-A chants and every doctor and surgeon, on the job or not, turned directly north while singing the star spangled as one tear rolled down their cheek for this glorious nation and immediaely after they were done they got their semi automatic guns and began shooting at the ceilings while howling madly and then everyone left the building and got super drunk and then fucked hookers and snorted cocaine in cheap motel rooms and everyone who was in for surgery died but they died for our patriotic american freedoms

and we'll honor those dead people who were in for surgery because 6 men died but ammy lived

ammy wrote:when my mom vomited me out i was in a uncle sam hat then my mom vomited streamers in american colors and fireworks went off outside in american colors while the entire hospital spontaineously exploded into U-S-A chants and every doctor and surgeon, on the job or not, turned directly north while singing the star spangled as one tear rolled down their cheek for this glorious nation and immediaely after they were done they got their semi automatic guns and began shooting at the ceilings while howling madly and then everyone left the building and got super drunk and then fucked hookers and snorted cocaine in cheap motel rooms and everyone who was in for surgery died but they died for our patriotic american freedoms

this should be the featured quote on the otsw

TrashBoat wrote:

ammy wrote:when my mom vomited me out i was in a uncle sam hat then my mom vomited streamers in american colors and fireworks went off outside in american colors while the entire hospital spontaineously exploded into U-S-A chants and every doctor and surgeon, on the job or not, turned directly north while singing the star spangled as one tear rolled down their cheek for this glorious nation and immediaely after they were done they got their semi automatic guns and began shooting at the ceilings while howling madly and then everyone left the building and got super drunk and then fucked hookers and snorted cocaine in cheap motel rooms and everyone who was in for surgery died but they died for our patriotic american freedoms

this should be the featured quote on the otsw

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sometime on TOTL

i wouldn't be shocked if most of you don't really love america you're just japs trying to steal my freedoms

what if ammy is hirihotino

shit i've been found out

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stupid japs america is #1 haha double crossed faggots USA eternal dont make us nuke you again fuckers aahahahahahaha what the fuck are you gonna do make anime porn lol USA USA USA USA USA FUCKING COME AT US YOU FUCKING JAPS HAHA WE COULDT AKE ON ALL OF ASIA WE COULD TAKE ON THE FUCKING WORLD NOBODY CAN STOP US WE ARE THE GREATEST FUCKING NATION ON EARTH WE FUCKING OWN YOU WE FUCKING OWN YOU FAGGOTS HAHAAHAAHA AMERICA #1 FREEDOM ALWAYS WINS FUCK YOU UNIVERSE

I fucking love this nation

slamjaminfl8er wrote:stupid japs america is #1 haha double crossed faggots USA eternal dont make us nuke you again fuckers aahahahahahaha what the fuck are you gonna do make anime porn lol USA USA USA USA USA FUCKING COME AT US YOU FUCKING JAPS HAHA WE COULDT AKE ON ALL OF ASIA WE COULD TAKE ON THE FUCKING WORLD NOBODY CAN STOP US WE ARE [size=29]THE GREATEST FUCKING NATION ON EARTH WE FUCKING OWN YOU WE FUCKING OWN YOU FAGGOTS HAHAAHAAHA AMERICA #1 FREEDOM ALWAYS WINS FUCK YOU UNIVERSE

one of the top contenders for quote of the year

Red Epoch wrote:

slamjaminfl8er wrote:stupid japs america is #1 haha double crossed faggots USA eternal dont make us nuke you again fuckers aahahahahahaha what the fuck are you gonna do make anime porn lol USA USA USA USA USA FUCKING COME AT US YOU FUCKING JAPS HAHA WE COULDT AKE ON ALL OF ASIA WE COULD TAKE ON THE FUCKING WORLD NOBODY CAN STOP US WE ARE [size=29]THE GREATEST FUCKING NATION ON EARTH WE FUCKING OWN YOU WE FUCKING OWN YOU FAGGOTS HAHAAHAAHA AMERICA #1 FREEDOM ALWAYS WINS FUCK YOU UNIVERSE

one of the top contenders for quote of the year

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