lol some kids are in my yard

they dont think anyones home and they're throwing shit at my shed

how do i go about scaring their pants off

fuck i wish i had my supersoaker right now

ammy's gonna go super spy

run out and scream "GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN OR I'LL CALL THE AMERICAN AIRSTRIKES" do it

USA STILL CRUSHIN IT

RUN OUT NAKED WITH HOTDOGS AND SPARKLERS AND PAINT YOURSELF RED WHITE AND BLUE WITH AMERICAN PRIDE

HAHAHAHAHA I SNEAKED OUT BACK WITH A GARDEN HOSE AND ONE OF THOSE SPRAY NOZZLES AND RUSHED THEM FROM BEIND SCREAMING "MOTHERFUUUUUUCKERS" AND FUCKING SOAKED THOSE DUMB SHITS WEARING LONG SLEVE SHIRTS AND JEANS AND SHIT DUMB FUCKS THEY TOOK OFF SCREAMING WHILE I SCREAMED "FUCK YOU" AND "AMERICA WINS AGAIN"

ammy wrote:HAHAHAHAHA I SNEAKED OUT BACK WITH A GARDEN HOSE AND ONE OF THOSE SPRAY NOZZLES AND RUSHED THEM FROM BEIND SCREAMING "MOTHERFUUUUUUCKERS" AND FUCKING SOAKED THOSE MOFOS AND THEY TOOK OFF SCREAMING WHILE I SCREAMED "FUCK YOU" AND "AMERICA WINS AGAIN"

fucking owned by the squad

DUMB FUCKS WERE WEARING LONG SLEVE T SHIRTS AND JEANS AND EVERYTHING HAHA ONE OF THEM HAD ONE OF THOSE WIDE RIM CAPS ON AND I FUCKING BLEW IT OFF WITH THE SHEER FORCE OF THE WATER AND I HAVE IT SITTING RIGHT HERE AS A FUCKING MONUMENT TO MY GLORY

im not gonna give back the hat unless he comes to my door and asks for it politely and preferrably appoligizes for being a faggot

wait its not a wide rim but its a baseball cap

its for the st louis blues whihc is like 5000 miles away from here wtf

ammy wrote:DUMB FUCKS WERE WEARING LONG SLEVE T SHIRTS AND JEANS AND EVERYTHING HAHA ONE OF THEM HAD ONE OF THOSE WIDE RIM CAPS ON AND I FUCKING BLEW IT OFF WITH THE SHEER FORCE OF THE WATER AND I HAVE IT SITTING RIGHT HERE AS A FUCKING MONUMENT TO MY GLORY

that's amazing

i think i stole a tourist's hat

fuck you universe im keeping this shit

HAHAHAHA ammy fucking wrecks them all

ammy national canadian hero 2055

so what do i do with the hat now

i wonder if it burns well

ammy wrote:so what do i do with the hat now

i wonder if it burns well

burn it outside in a ritual

also you have performed a glorious service to our people
for your valor you are awarded with the OTx PATRIOT OF ETERNITY award
rtc get the award template

record it and set up a looping broadcast of it in front of the shed

sit outside all day with vodka and a shotgun and paint the shed with USA COLORS and strip naked because you're so confident with your masculinity that you don't giv a fuk if people see your massive dong

they'll come back tomorrow looking for it

oaky wrote:record it and set up a looping broadcast of it in front of the shed

sit outside all day with vodka and a shotgun and paint the shed with USA COLORS and strip naked because you're so confident with your masculinity that you don't giv a fuk if people see your massive dong

they'll come back tomorrow looking for it

ill put up a tripwire on my driveway tomorrow and when they walk into my yard to bang on my door and demand the hat the indian burial ground beneath them will explode and they'll be sucked 5349873498742 feet into the ground and must navigate their way out on the quest for the legendary lost hat

ammy wrote:

oaky wrote:record it and set up a looping broadcast of it in front of the shed

sit outside all day with vodka and a shotgun and paint the shed with USA COLORS and strip naked because you're so confident with your masculinity that you don't giv a fuk if people see your massive dong

they'll come back tomorrow looking for it

ill put up a tripwire on my driveway tomorrow and when they walk into my yard to bang on my door and demand the hat the indian burial ground beneath them will explode and they'll be sucked 5349873498742 feet into the ground and must navigate their way out on the quest for the legendary lost hat

the hottest spot north of Havana

status update on kids

kid just came to my door and asked for their hat or they would "get the cops on me" so i told him to say he loves cock and i'd give it to him so he said he'd be calling da polise and stormed off

hahahah faggot cops cant do shit, he left it on my property so i have da rigts to it

ammy wrote:HAHAHAHAHA I SNEAKED OUT BACK WITH A GARDEN HOSE AND ONE OF THOSE SPRAY NOZZLES AND RUSHED THEM FROM BEIND SCREAMING "MOTHERFUUUUUUCKERS" AND FUCKING SOAKED THOSE DUMB SHITS WEARING LONG SLEVE SHIRTS AND JEANS AND SHIT DUMB FUCKS THEY TOOK OFF SCREAMING WHILE I SCREAMED "FUCK YOU" AND "AMERICA WINS AGAIN"

VICTORY FOR THE AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fucking amazing

ammy wrote:status update on kids

kid just came to my door and asked for their hat or they would "get the cops on me" so i told him to say he loves cock and i'd give it to him so he said he'd be calling da polise and stormed off

hahahah faggot cops cant do shit, he left it on my property so i have da rigts to it

wrecked so hard