Dragonmaster9's Delicious Gaming Piles

Heysings everyone! If you're looking for decent to perfect online games look no further as I speak to you in an advertisial way:
We will begin with a list of Nitrome games (from oldest to newest)

Let's start off things with one of the most challenging games on the list;
Hot Air!

Review: Okay. I wasn't fucking around when I said one of the most challenging games on the list. I can barely make it past the first row or so. So I can't give much opinion on the further levels; but damn! For their.. What? First game? It's fucking great.
It has an orgasmic sense of retro music and graphics, but this game isn't for pussieslike me
One chance and that's it to get your rounded little gay ass balloon to the fucking platform, no more.
8/10

Now that we've got concerns of challenge out of the way, I'm going to share a game, which you may or may not like but is still among my personal favorites;
Sandman.

Review: I've always loved this game. It, somehow, always gave me an odd sense of nostalgia. I like how it smoothly interlaces chip and 2.5 D. I mean;
To me that's almost orgasmic
And pretty hard to pull off.
As far as everything else goes, my honest opinion on the music:
It's fucking perfect with the graphics, BUT
I don't like it. It just.. Doesn't agree with me somehow. Especially the title music. I mean, it's okay. But just not entirely to my liking.
Gameplay;
I.
Fucking.
Loved it.
Whisk your little sleeping faggots into that tye-die portal to only realize you have

Spoiler:

more levels to go, each one a little harder than the last. I really loved this game. Especially because of the idea of actually getting to play AS THE SANDMAN.
But, in difficulty; it had it's moments, but it was still too easy. Sure, I couldn't get past a few levels when I was fucking 8 but all this game takes is a little of patience, a moment of realization, and a dash of trial-and-error expirimentations.

7/10






THERE THERE YOU GO THERE'S FUCKING 2 I'LL UPDATE THEM LATER bye :pirat:

Dragonmaster9 wrote:Heysings everyone! If you're looking for decent to perfect online games look no further as I speak to you in an advertisial way:
We will begin with a list of Nitrome games (from oldest to newest)

Let's start off things with one of the most challenging games on the list;
Hot Air!

Review: Okay. I wasn't fucking around when I said one of the most challenging games on the list. I can barely make it past the first row or so. So I can't give much opinion on the further levels; but damn! For their.. What? First game? It's fucking great.
It has an orgasmic sense of retro music and graphics, but this game isn't for pussieslike me
One chance and that's it to get your rounded little gay ass balloon to the fucking platform, no more.
8/10

Now that we've got concerns of challenge out of the way, I'm going to share a game, which you may or may not like but is still among my personal favorites;
Sandman.

Review: I've always loved this game. It, somehow, always gave me an odd sense of nostalgia. I like how it smoothly interlaces chip and 2.5 D. I mean;
To me that's almost orgasmic
And pretty hard to pull off.
As far as everything else goes, my honest opinion on the music:
It's fucking perfect with the graphics, BUT
I don't like it. It just.. Doesn't agree with me somehow. Especially the title music. I mean, it's okay. But just not entirely to my liking.
Gameplay;
I.
Fucking.
Loved it.
Whisk your little sleeping faggots into that tye-die portal to only realize you have

Spoiler:

more levels to go, each one a little harder than the last. I really loved this game. Especially because of the idea of actually getting to play AS THE SANDMAN.
But, in difficulty; it had it's moments, but it was still too easy. Sure, I couldn't get past a few levels when I was fucking 8 but all this game takes is a little of patience, a moment of realization, and a dash of trial-and-error expirimentations.

7/10






THERE THERE YOU GO THERE'S FUCKING 2 I'LL UPDATE THEM LATER bye :pirat:

why do you overuse "fucking"

Carl wrote:

Dragonmaster9 wrote:Heysings everyone! If you're looking for decent to perfect online games look no further as I speak to you in an advertisial way:
We will begin with a list of Nitrome games (from oldest to newest)

Let's start off things with one of the most challenging games on the list;
Hot Air!

Review: Okay. I wasn't fucking around when I said one of the most challenging games on the list. I can barely make it past the first row or so. So I can't give much opinion on the further levels; but damn! For their.. What? First game? It's fucking great.
It has an orgasmic sense of retro music and graphics, but this game isn't for pussieslike me
One chance and that's it to get your rounded little gay ass balloon to the fucking platform, no more.
8/10

Now that we've got concerns of challenge out of the way, I'm going to share a game, which you may or may not like but is still among my personal favorites;
Sandman.

Review: I've always loved this game. It, somehow, always gave me an odd sense of nostalgia. I like how it smoothly interlaces chip and 2.5 D. I mean;
To me that's almost orgasmic
And pretty hard to pull off.
As far as everything else goes, my honest opinion on the music:
It's fucking perfect with the graphics, BUT
I don't like it. It just.. Doesn't agree with me somehow. Especially the title music. I mean, it's okay. But just not entirely to my liking.
Gameplay;
I.
Fucking.
Loved it.
Whisk your little sleeping faggots into that tye-die portal to only realize you have

Spoiler:

more levels to go, each one a little harder than the last. I really loved this game. Especially because of the idea of actually getting to play AS THE SANDMAN.
But, in difficulty; it had it's moments, but it was still too easy. Sure, I couldn't get past a few levels when I was fucking 8 but all this game takes is a little of patience, a moment of realization, and a dash of trial-and-error expirimentations.

7/10






THERE THERE YOU GO THERE'S FUCKING 2 I'LL UPDATE THEM LATER bye :pirat:

why do you overuse "fucking"

because i'm a douche

lel

ammy wrote:lel

yay

i'm gonna do 2 more tomorrow because i will have nothing else to do

Next, my favorite game since I found it, VVVVVV.

Review:
I. LOVE. THIS. GAME.
Though it may not be for others, I just love it.
The style
The simplicity
The... It.
Graphics fit to my liking, and although an 8-16 bit game, pulls it off like a pro.
Music is just orgasmic. Especially the opening theme. I just love it. The last time I tried making chip like that i cried.
Level design and overall interfaces. Also orgasmic. Almost literally. At the end of the first level when I was trying it out I was essentially crying out "Yes! Yes! More!" gaaaaay
Also pretty open world with secrets, easter eggs, and cookies and has no real chronological order except the one you make
Storyline was simple, but fitting
It even has a fucking level designer
and you know how I love creating
This. Game. Is. Perfect. It brings me to tears each time I play. 10/10
It's only flaw? It ripped off of Gravity Duck. A similar, but unpopular game with a kickass designer. Maybe will review.

vvvvvvvvvv is ggggggggggggay

VVVVVV more like "prince of artificial difficulty", the king of it being iwbtg

VVVVVV powered by steam™

skiddiez wrote:VVVVVV powered by steam™

i hadn't known
i just played the demo first, checked out the website, and torrented bought it

slamjamsk8r wrote:VVVVVV more like "prince of artificial difficulty", the king of it being iwbtg

iwbtg?

Richard wrote:

skiddiez wrote:VVVVVV powered by steam™

i hadn't known
i just played the demo first, checked out the website, and torrented bought it

reported 2 forumotion

VVVVVV was okay but i beat it in like three hours

the only thing i really liked about it was the OST

Richard wrote:

slamjamsk8r wrote:VVVVVV more like "prince of artificial difficulty", the king of it being iwbtg

iwbtg?

i wanna be the guy

slamjamsk8r wrote:

Richard wrote:

slamjamsk8r wrote:VVVVVV more like "prince of artificial difficulty", the king of it being iwbtg

iwbtg?

i wanna be the guy

oh
heard of it just never got around to playing it

THE UNSTOPPABLE MR VIDEO wrote:VVVVVV was okay but i beat it in like three hours

the only thing i really liked about it was the OST

My first record was about 2, then 1.
And yeah, like said I love the OST