tabletop games are serious business
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tabletop games are serious business
by alyaza Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:35 am
!!!WARNING!!!
long as fuck
long as fuck
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- Oh I have a story about a really problematic player. I wanted to start a New World of Darkness game with some friends, just to see how it can play out. The problem was that I don't have many friends who would like PnP RPGs and the like. I barely managed to find 4 guys and even then only 3 where coming to the sessions.
And one of them was Him. Nice guy in real life, grand master of the brotherhood of shitheads in game. I am to blame in some things though. Like not vetoing his character when his name was Light Yagami (no, seriously) that wanted to find who killed his best friend Aerith Gainsburrough (YES, REALLY). Perhaps it was because I said "you know what, it's his first time playing. Next time he will make a better character." Well as it seems he knew very well what he was doing.
He was never in character, never tried to negotiate with anyone and while the game's theme was gothic horror with a heavy dose of backroom dealings, he played like he was in a fucking sidescroller beat-em-up, being proud of heaving an absurd killcount of 11 (6 of them weren't even enemies) and always putting others in danger. When we called him out on this shit he just kept silent for the most time. When they decided to become vampires and we switched to VtR, the most he made out of his awesome 3 tier Domination skills? Petty commands about sweeping the floor... Of course, this cake needs a cherry on the top!
5th story of the 7 story campaign, he has managed pissing of his Sire, lost support of the Carthians, alerted many vampire hunters due to him killing every time he was out feeding, the local kindred were thinking of exterminating him out of loath and he sported a vomit inducing scar due to extensive fighting and losing because he wasn't a combat heavy character. He was literaly sleeping in trashcans at day, dressed in a monk's robe and barefoot (it makes sense in the context of the game) and generally ridiculed beyond belief. We had a new player in the game and we were about to finally start a more interesting session with the apropriate amount of people at last.
He refused to take the mission.
He had the BALLS to say to my face in the middle of a session that he would not go with the rest of the group and would rather stay and roleplay his running in the streets doing nothing. That was the last straw. At that point, we hated his guts, all of us! What happened was easy; the Sheriff (vampire law enforcer) came and told him he was going to die. The rest of the guys helped him hang Light from the eastern side of a building, right above a garbage can and left him at the mercy of the morning sun. The player thought it was "awesome." He is not allowed to enter my house ever again.
tl;dr some guy acts like a tool perpetually and makes the nerdlord telling this story mad as fuck
the former is now not allowed in to the latters house ever again
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by admin Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:53 am
googled this first result was tvtropes OP loves the cock
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Re: tabletop games are serious business
by alyaza Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:54 am
i was originally intending to have a couple other hilarious stories like this but this was the shortest one i could find where i got it from
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by alyaza Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:54 am
what the titleammy wrote:googled this first result was tvtropes OP loves the cock
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