everything is a conspiracy!

THEY KNOW IT ALL MAN

THE ILLUMINATI

the government is harvesting us SHEEPLE

REPTILLIAN SHAPESHIFTERS CONTROL GOVERNMENT

OBAMA CONFIRMED NUMBER ONE REASON WORLD WAR THREE

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Haha! Look at all of you sheeple!! Don't you understand it is the LORD that says it is not of us foolish MEN to reach the heavens? We did not go to the Moon! Not Mars! It was staged by the fat cat United States, China, and European Union dictatorships to make you sheep smile and clap your hands! Wake up! Look at the theories and understand how stupid you mindless, brainless sheep are! Don't you realize that my FRIEND even confirmed my theories; and he says he secretly works for NASA? You disagree with me? You must be part of big oil/NASA/the government/the aliens.

Computers?! Ha! You sheeple still use these abominations? The government designed these BOXES to trick your mind into THINKING you're using a computer; when in reality the IMAGES are being beamed into your Assisted Mind Control Unit inside of your brain! Wake up! You live in a police state controlled by the world government!

FUCK

WAKE UP AMERICA