the twelve (and one half) levels of otthunderdome butthurt

by **alyaza** Sun Aug 10, 2014 4:31 pm

i just put random shit for the names except "platinum" mad which is otx tradition and "californium" mad which is what we called lickyleer's TOTL meltdown

MINOR BUTTHURT:
LEVEL I: "slight annoyance"
happens pretty often and is not noticeable

LEVEL II: "considerable annoyance"
happens almost never because gay, usually noticeable to some extent

LEVEL III: "butthurt"
the median butthurt level which is observed everywhere

CONSIDERABLE BUTTHURT:
LEVEL IV: "buttcrushed"
pretty common amongst people who dont like the domes
example would be jmm bitching offsite about us

LEVEL V: "white hot fury"
also pretty common
example would be something to the effect of amsk8r laying the divine fury on spinny

LEVEL VI: "platinum mad"
high rung of most butthurt
example would be starwarsbrony's fuck thunderdome bullshit on otrev

MAJOR BUTTHURT:

LEVEL VII: "californium mad"
scantly observed among otx, but has happened
example would be lckelear's ragequit of totl and subsequent attempt at a spinoff

LEVEL VIII: "v1 mad"
when the sheer amount of fury could level a city block
example would be flamingdinner's wacky shenanigans on otlib/fid18

LEVEL VIII - 2: "ion mad"
a sublevel of 8, for when it's worse than level 8, but not quite as bad as level 9
example would be starwarsbrony's amazing ionic meltdown over ottd on otrev

LEVEL IX: "nagasaki mad"
the amount of coloncrushing could level a major city
example would be that time spinny broke his computer screen or the time tomoko got banned

SCALE BREAKING BUTTHURT:
LEVEL X: "impact event mad"
the amount of coloncrushing could wipe out an entire nation
example would be those times that unilogical got buttfucked by me, seth and ammy, or that time that stephencolbert came here

LEVEL XI: "flamingdinner"
named for our hero FD
example would be his interactions with OTTD

LEVEL XII: "lawsuit"
the highest tier of butthurt, when someone threatens to press charges
examples would be anybody who's threatened legal action

by **stalin** Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:07 pm

where's "eminent butthurt"

by **RICK ROSS** Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:48 pm

nice lol

by **alyaza** Sun Aug 10, 2014 6:20 pm

stalin wrote:where's "eminent butthurt"

falls under the impact event mad category

by **LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD** Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:29 pm

i feel like this is really disorganized spinny breaking his laptop easily trumps everything here except maybe fd's cumulative experience here

by Grix Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:30 pm

AMERICAN CHAMPION wrote:spinny breaking his laptop

holy shit what??

by **LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD** Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:40 pm

Grixstiggitydiggity wrote:
AMERICAN CHAMPION wrote:spinny breaking his laptop
holy shit what??

entirety of ottd including a recently returned rtcity shit on spinny for thinking film is vastly superior to digital photography he gets so mad at the jokes and shit flinging that he breaks his laptop screen

by **alyaza** Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:41 pm

AMERICAN CHAMPION wrote:i feel like this is really disorganized spinny breaking his laptop easily trumps everything here except maybe fd's cumulative experience here

spinny's only one down the rung though after unillogical

by Grix Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:43 pm

AMERICAN CHAMPION wrote:
Grixstiggitydiggity wrote:
AMERICAN CHAMPION wrote:spinny breaking his laptop
holy shit what??
entirety of ottd including a recently returned rtcity shit on spinny for thinking film is vastly superior to digital photography he gets so mad at the jokes and shit flinging that he breaks his laptop screen

haha what the fuck?
how is grainy old film better than megapixels wah da fukc

if you're gonna have an opinion that misinformed then don't get mad when people try to correct you

by **LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD** Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:44 pm

sammy slamjammy wrote:
AMERICAN CHAMPION wrote:i feel like this is really disorganized spinny breaking his laptop easily trumps everything here except maybe fd's cumulative experience here
spinny's only one down the rung though after unillogical

ya and most of the mad was us overemphasizing how mad they were to make them more angry

their fake 'calm collected' bullshit was them being pissed but theres no way in hell some wannabe british dudes saying 'noht eeven yah mum wih give a shit about ya doiying lahve' trumps spinny shattering his thinkpad display

by **alyaza** Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:46 pm

AMERICAN CHAMPION wrote:
sammy slamjammy wrote:
AMERICAN CHAMPION wrote:i feel like this is really disorganized spinny breaking his laptop easily trumps everything here except maybe fd's cumulative experience here
spinny's only one down the rung though after unillogical
ya and most of the mad was us overemphasizing how mad they were to make them more angry

their fake 'calm collected' bullshit was them being pissed but theres no way in hell some wannabe british dudes saying 'noht eeven yah mum wih give a shit about ya doiying lahve' trumps spinny shattering his thinkpad display

i'd argue otherwise considering how they literally made entire videos devoted to how much we sucked but whatevs

by **RICK ROSS** Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:48 pm

he said he threw a reinforced cup at it

by Grix Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:52 pm

RICK ROSS wrote:he said he threw a reinforced cup at it

what the fuck is a reinforced cup
a plastic cup with a stainless steel casing?

by **RICK ROSS** Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:53 pm

Grixstiggitydiggity wrote:
RICK ROSS wrote:he said he threw a reinforced cup at it
what the fuck is a reinforced cup
a plastic cup with a stainless steel casing?

a fake thing spinny made up to make it sound like he didnt hammer fist his laptop screen

by Grix Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:12 pm

RICK ROSS wrote:
Grixstiggitydiggity wrote:
RICK ROSS wrote:he said he threw a reinforced cup at it
what the fuck is a reinforced cup
a plastic cup with a stainless steel casing?
a fake thing spinny made up to make it sound like he didnt hammer fist his laptop screen

i want a computer-destroying reinforced cup
if people are making me mad i can just finish my coke and silence them forever

by **LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD** Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:48 pm

ya i guarantee you guys he picked that shit up and slammed it against something blunt i imagine throwing a cup against it would just knock it over especially if its a lighter laptop (thinkpads are admittedly pretty dense though)

by **Urethra Franklin** Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:07 pm

i dunno guys one of those restaurant cups can probably leave a fist-sized hole in your monitor

agreed though spinny's rage is by far the biggest display of butthurt seen on OTx, next to fd's legal threats and overall existence

by **RICK ROSS** Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:32 pm

yeah spinny ranks up there but there's worse. FD apparently slammed the shit out of his sister's laptop once against a bed post because he didnt want to go to the zoo

by **SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14** Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:56 pm

RICK ROSS wrote:yeah spinny ranks up there but there's worse. FD apparently slammed the shit out of his sister's laptop once against a bed post because he didnt want to go to the zoo

he went ape shit about going to the zoo

by **RICK ROSS** Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:13 pm

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:
RICK ROSS wrote:yeah spinny ranks up there but there's worse. FD apparently slammed the shit out of his sister's laptop once against a bed post because he didnt want to go to the zoo
he went ape shit about going to the zoo

hahaaaaa

by **Urethra Franklin** Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:22 pm

i'd be mad if my parents tried to sell me off as an animal exhibit

by **trashboat** Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:07 pm

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:
RICK ROSS wrote:yeah spinny ranks up there but there's worse. FD apparently slammed the shit out of his sister's laptop once against a bed post because he didnt want to go to the zoo
he went ape shit about going to the zoo

ahaha lol

by **LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD** Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:29 am

there's that one gif of fd and his sister in a cage at what i think is a zoo

by **RICK ROSS** Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:11 am

AMERICAN CHAMPION wrote:there's that one gif of fd and his sister in a cage at what i think is a zoo

say what haha

by **alyaza** Sat Aug 16, 2014 1:02 pm

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