JMM CONFIRMED HUGE BABY
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Re: JMM CONFIRMED HUGE BABY
fd shares a touching tale of jmm shitting himself and other things
[4:56:26 PM] Flamdankush: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlerage/comments/ziy3h/a_stupid_antibronys_logic/
[4:56:50 PM] Flamdankush: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlerage/comments/s95ob/come_on_friend/
[4:57:50 PM] Flamdankush: TIFU by farting too hard (self.tifu)
submitted 20 days ago by ponybau5 to /r/tifu
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This happened several years ago at a scout winter camp.
It was a little past midnight, and I woke up with a grumble in my stomach. Not surprising, because the food served there was shitty. I could feel the gas cramps working their way, so I let out a few farts and that took care of the stomach issues. But that wasn't the end of it. I was nearly asleep and a really big pain began to make me cringe. I thought fuck it, so I ripped one. A loud one. It sounded like my anus had just exploded more powerful than mount everest. Everyone woke up and I could already feel the puddle in my pants.
It took a while to sink in, and my genius 11 year old mind lead me to say "Aw, I think I just crapped my pants. There's dingle berries in there!" Then the smell came. It was like gym socks, rotten eggs, and sewage was all mixed together. I could see everyone's face wrenching up in agony while I sat there wondering how the fuck this could just happen. I dug through my backpack and could not find a clean pair of underwear, so I had to go into the shower and wash out my soiled underwear in shame.
tl;dr - Ate some nasty food at camp, woke up with a brewing stomach, shit my last pair of underwear.
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[–]ponybau5 5 points 3 months ago
It's not like rap music has been derogatory towards women years upon years. You get the hint.
[4:58:43 PM] Ace Meracruzer: ew
[4:58:53 PM] Flamdankush: DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS
[4:59:18 PM] Ace Meracruzer: thats some nasty ass shit dawg
[5:00:35 PM] Flamdankush: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlerage/comments/vnwq6/no_just_no/
[–]flutt3r5hy 2 points 2 years ago
My sister has this game...and as a proud G4 hater...thinks pinkie pie is proper here. Me...as a proud bronie...objection!
[5:01:40 PM] Ace Meracruzer: that gay rage comic tho
[4:56:26 PM] Flamdankush: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlerage/comments/ziy3h/a_stupid_antibronys_logic/
[4:56:50 PM] Flamdankush: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlerage/comments/s95ob/come_on_friend/
[4:57:50 PM] Flamdankush: TIFU by farting too hard (self.tifu)
submitted 20 days ago by ponybau5 to /r/tifu
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This happened several years ago at a scout winter camp.
It was a little past midnight, and I woke up with a grumble in my stomach. Not surprising, because the food served there was shitty. I could feel the gas cramps working their way, so I let out a few farts and that took care of the stomach issues. But that wasn't the end of it. I was nearly asleep and a really big pain began to make me cringe. I thought fuck it, so I ripped one. A loud one. It sounded like my anus had just exploded more powerful than mount everest. Everyone woke up and I could already feel the puddle in my pants.
It took a while to sink in, and my genius 11 year old mind lead me to say "Aw, I think I just crapped my pants. There's dingle berries in there!" Then the smell came. It was like gym socks, rotten eggs, and sewage was all mixed together. I could see everyone's face wrenching up in agony while I sat there wondering how the fuck this could just happen. I dug through my backpack and could not find a clean pair of underwear, so I had to go into the shower and wash out my soiled underwear in shame.
tl;dr - Ate some nasty food at camp, woke up with a brewing stomach, shit my last pair of underwear.
[4:58:38 PM] Flamdankush: BBC Jumping on the "Blurred Lines is Sexist" Bandwagon by phySi0in MensRights
[–]ponybau5 5 points 3 months ago
It's not like rap music has been derogatory towards women years upon years. You get the hint.
[4:58:43 PM] Ace Meracruzer: ew
[4:58:53 PM] Flamdankush: DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS
[4:59:18 PM] Ace Meracruzer: thats some nasty ass shit dawg
[5:00:35 PM] Flamdankush: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlerage/comments/vnwq6/no_just_no/
[–]flutt3r5hy 2 points 2 years ago
My sister has this game...and as a proud G4 hater...thinks pinkie pie is proper here. Me...as a proud bronie...objection!
[5:01:40 PM] Ace Meracruzer: that gay rage comic tho
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Re: JMM CONFIRMED HUGE BABY
i couldnt handle that
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Re: JMM CONFIRMED HUGE BABY
[–]ponybau5 1 point 2 months ago
What I'd do is use some sort of cloth (towel, shirt, etc.) and cover it over the diaper, and gently and slowly lift up the tapes. That's what I did when I was at a friend's house and it was dead silent.
What I'd do is use some sort of cloth (towel, shirt, etc.) and cover it over the diaper, and gently and slowly lift up the tapes. That's what I did when I was at a friend's house and it was dead silent.
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Re: JMM CONFIRMED HUGE BABY
i feel bad for this dude he must have somethin fucky going on in his head to think all of this
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Re: JMM CONFIRMED HUGE BABY
"basicly"RICK ROSS wrote:fd shares a touching tale of jmm shitting himself and other things
[4:56:26 PM] Flamdankush: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlerage/comments/ziy3h/a_stupid_antibronys_logic/
[4:56:50 PM] Flamdankush: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlerage/comments/s95ob/come_on_friend/
[4:57:50 PM] Flamdankush: TIFU by farting too hard (self.tifu)
submitted 20 days ago by ponybau5 to /r/tifu
2 commentssharesavehidegive goldreport
This happened several years ago at a scout winter camp.
It was a little past midnight, and I woke up with a grumble in my stomach. Not surprising, because the food served there was shitty. I could feel the gas cramps working their way, so I let out a few farts and that took care of the stomach issues. But that wasn't the end of it. I was nearly asleep and a really big pain began to make me cringe. I thought fuck it, so I ripped one. A loud one. It sounded like my anus had just exploded more powerful than mount everest. Everyone woke up and I could already feel the puddle in my pants.
It took a while to sink in, and my genius 11 year old mind lead me to say "Aw, I think I just crapped my pants. There's dingle berries in there!" Then the smell came. It was like gym socks, rotten eggs, and sewage was all mixed together. I could see everyone's face wrenching up in agony while I sat there wondering how the fuck this could just happen. I dug through my backpack and could not find a clean pair of underwear, so I had to go into the shower and wash out my soiled underwear in shame.
tl;dr - Ate some nasty food at camp, woke up with a brewing stomach, shit my last pair of underwear.
[4:58:38 PM] Flamdankush: BBC Jumping on the "Blurred Lines is Sexist" Bandwagon by phySi0in MensRights
[–]ponybau5 5 points 3 months ago
It's not like rap music has been derogatory towards women years upon years. You get the hint.
[4:58:43 PM] Ace Meracruzer: ew
[4:58:53 PM] Flamdankush: DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS
[4:59:18 PM] Ace Meracruzer: thats some nasty ass shit dawg
[5:00:35 PM] Flamdankush: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlerage/comments/vnwq6/no_just_no/
[–]flutt3r5hy 2 points 2 years ago
My sister has this game...and as a proud G4 hater...thinks pinkie pie is proper here. Me...as a proud bronie...objection!
[5:01:40 PM] Ace Meracruzer: that gay rage comic tho
seriously that's fucking grammar 101 god damn bjws
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Re: JMM CONFIRMED HUGE BABY
something must've fucked em up as a little baby or a kidLEADER OF THE FREE WORLD wrote:i feel bad for this dude he must have somethin fucky going on in his head to think all of this
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Re: JMM CONFIRMED HUGE BABY
slow clap..
you've managed to find and stalk my accounts
big surprise
why do you even bother anymore?
you've managed to find and stalk my accounts
big surprise
why do you even bother anymore?
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Re: JMM CONFIRMED HUGE BABY
because youre gay as fuckdrips wrote:slow clap..
you've managed to find and stalk my accounts
big surprise
why do you even bother anymore?
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Re: JMM CONFIRMED HUGE BABY
wrecked by the rhea
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Re: JMM CONFIRMED HUGE BABY
lol we didnt stalk your accounts bro you posted about us and trash checked your account to find your creepy pedo fetishdrips wrote:slow clap..
you've managed to find and stalk my accounts
big surprise
why do you even bother anymore?
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Re: JMM CONFIRMED HUGE BABY
it's really annoying how people don't have the right concept of the word "stalker" any more
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Re: JMM CONFIRMED HUGE BABY
obviously checking on someones account out of the blue means youre stalking them
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