the saga of flamingdinner, as told in the format of a rap battle thing

i dropped in to do this since i dont think mac b has gotten my messages yet and i'm not gonna wait

THE SAGA OF FLAMINGDINNER
(as told in the form of a Thunderdumb poetry slam!!!)

NARRATOR:
Ey, nerds listen up, it's time for OTx history
Gonna tell you all 'bout the story of one Flammy Dee
The baddest bitch to ever rock the 'Dome
and the only place that he can possibly call "Home"

FLAMINGDINNER:
YO NIGGESTS LISTEN UP IT'S FLAMINGDINNER IN THE THREAD
BETTER LISTEN TO ME, OR I'LL MAKE YOUR FORUM DEAD
TELL ME WHERE RTCITY IS OR YOU GET THE SPAM
FROM THE UN-HOLY MIGHT OF ME -- THE FLAM

EPOCH:
OKAY, HOLD THE PHONE HERE, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
OH, SOME BITCH FROM ROT -- THAT'S WHO.
BET YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT, ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
WELL, YOU PICKED THE WRONG FUCKING FORUM TO FIGHT.
YOU SUCK COCKS MAN, LIKE SERIOUSLY, COME ON
WHY'D YOU EVEN BOTHER TO FUCKING LOG ON?
"LOL I'M GONNA SPAM YOU GUYS" GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK
I'VE HEARD BETTER THREATS FROM A FUCKING RAKE.

FLAMINGDINNER:
I'M FUCKING ASEXUAL YOU LITTLE BITCH
DON'T HATE, ALL YOU ARE IS A LITTLE WITCH ;)
NOW TELL ME WHERE RTCITY IS THOUGH, SERIOUSLY
I'M NOT KIDDING FUCKERS, I'LL GIVE YOUR FORUM THE DEE

EPOCH:
XD I'M ASEXUAL GUYS I SPAM SHIT LOL
DO YOU BY CHANCE TAKE PRIDE IN BEING A "MASTUR TROLL?"
"SUPER EPIC TROLD GUYS," SERIOUSLY?
ARE YOU HONEST TO GOD FUCKING JOKING ME?

AMSK8R:
SO WHO'S THIS FAGGOT HERE?

EPOCH:
IT'S SOME GUY FROM ROT
HE THINKS HE'S A SUPER EPIK TROLL BECAUSE "ASEXUAL XD"

OAKY:
LOOK AT THIS TUBMLR TIER FAG TRYING TO BE SO COOL
YOU CAN'T SCARE THE FUCKING SQUAD, DON'T BE A TOOL

AMSK8R:
"FLAMINGDINNER" OH GOD I REMEMBER YOU NOW
EPIKTROLL FROM 2010, FUCKING WOW

FLAMINGDINNER:
YEAH WHAT UP, I DON'T REMEMBER THAT SHIT.
MAYBE I SHOULD THOUGH CONSIDERING HOW CRIT-
ICAL (YES I DID THAT, I DO WHAT THE FUCK I PLEASE)
THAT SHIT WAS IN RUINING OT WITH EASE
(OH BY THE WAY, I MADE A VIDEO ABOUT RT
PLEASE TAKE IT JUST A TINY BIT SERIOUSLY!!
ALSO, SOME PONY!)

AMSK8R:
THIS KID HAS TO BE RETARDED -- OR PRETENDING TO BE

FLAMINGDINNER:
NO I'M NOT, HONESTLY!

EPOCH:
OH NO, YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT
EVEN THOUGH YOU JUST THREATENED -- AND LET THIS NOT BE FORGOT --
TO SPAM THE FORUM, JUST BECAUSE OF RTCITY
AND US NOT TELLING YOU WHERE HE IS BECAUSE YOU EPITOMIZE FAGGOTRY

OAKY:
OH YEAH, AND DID WE MENTION YOUR VIDEO IS SHIT?
ALSO HAHA PONIES, PLEASE KINDLY GET HIT.

FLAMINGDINNER2:
OH WHY THANK YOU GUYS FOR BEING SO KIND
THUNDERDOME UBER ALLES, SO FAR AHEAD OF ITS TIME!!!

END OF PART 0 OF HOWEVER FUCKING MANY PARTS THIS BULLSHIT TAKES

PART ONE: FLAMINGDINNER VERSUS THE WORLD

Narrator:
So as you may know, FD got kicked the fuck out
but oh, suddenly he's back, and he's ready to pout.
So give it up now for another FD alt
and, also while you're at it, prepare for lots of salt.

FLAMINGDINNER #WTFWOATP:
ALRIGHT BITCHES, BACK AGAIN
THOUGHT YOUR FUCKING BANS COULD STOP ME LOL, BUT OH, THEN
I CAME BACK WITH A PROXY. MAYBE TWO.
CHECKMATE NIGGESTS, WHAT'CHU GON' DO?

EPOCH:
REALLY, MOTHER FUCKER? YOU'RE BACK FOR MORE?
ARE YOU COMPLETELY BLIND TO THE FUCKING SCORE?
IT'S LIKE 100,000 - 0, BITCH -- NOT IN FAVOR OF YOU,
SO MAYBE IT SHOULD BE US ASKING, "WHAT'CHU GON' DO?"
IT'S LIKE WATCHING A SIX-YEAR OLD FIGHT A SERIAL KILLER.
EXCEPT EVEN THAT MIGHT BE A PROMISING THRILLER --
YOU'RE FUCKING BORING, YOU'RE LAME AS SHIT
YOU CAN DISH IT OUT -- BUT LIKE HELL YOU CAN TAKE IT.
AND REALLY, I THINK IT'S EASIER TO JUST GO AND SAY,
FUCK YOU, LOSER -- BANNED -- HAVE A NICE DAY.

OH, AND IF YOU'LL LET ME BE BLUNT,
YOU'RE STILL THE DEFINITION OF A 'FUCKING CUNT.'
SO HA FUCK YOU.
INCOMING DAMAGE CONTROL, ~~~OOOH.

FLAMINGDINNER #WTF:
EYYY BITCH WHAT'D I TELL YOU BOUT 'HATIN ME?
THINK YOU'RE SO COOL FOR BEING A TROLL, BB? ;)
YEAH, WELL YOU'RE AN ASS, THAT'S WHAT I SAY
NOW FUCK OFF AND STOP MOCKING MY ASEXUALIT-AY!!

AMSK8R:
AWWW LOOK AT THAT IS LITTLE FLAMMY UPSET
COME THE FUCK ON KID, YOU'RE NOT EVEN A THREAT

FLAMINGDINNER #WTF:
ACTUALLY BITCH I AM, YOU'LL SEE
THUNDERDOME, FUCK YOU, I'LL BE BACK TO DESTROY YOU --


SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!

END OF PART ONE

PART TWO: THE RETURN OF FLAMINGDINNER

Narrator: And for months and months, Thunderdome continued on.
Things weren't as bad now that Flamingdinner was gone.
But like all great things, last it did not.
And before long, the FD menace would again be fought.

This is the second era of the Flammy Dee,
his return and his downfall, and his infinite glory,
and what his trial and tribulations would reveal throughout;
that is -- Flamingdinner was a faggot, and a loser, NO DOUBT.

AMSK8R:
OH WHAT A DAY, WHAT A MAGNIFICENT SIGHT
NO LONGER IS THERE ANY FLAMINGDINNER PLIGHT.
LOL, BET THE MOTHERFUCKER IS OFF IN ROT
SHITTING IT UP WITH HIS "LE QUALITEE"

--OH, FOR FUCKS SAKE, ARE YOU SERIOUS NOW?
BITCH IS BACK, SHITTING UP OTREV SOMEHOW.
HOW THE FUCK ISN'T HE BANNED YET? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
IS CARL THIS RETARDED? FUCKING NON.

OH YEAH, AND I'M A FUCKING CANADIAN, SAYING NON IS OKAY
WE'RE FUCKING REQUIRED TO LEARN SOME FRENCH MIGHT AS WELL USE IT IN SOME WAY.

OH YEAH, AND FD'S BACK, OH JOY OH GOLLEE.
FUCK THIS, I'M NOT BANNING HIM. I'M TOO LAZY.
BESIDES, HE HAS POTENTIAL, AND HE'S NOT A TOTAL BITCH.
AT LEAST I HOPE HE'S NOT -- THEN THIS CAN GO WITHOUT A HITCH.

EL CHICO GUAPO:
MOTHERFUCKERS I RETURN -- I'M BACK FROM THE DEADZ
GOING TO POST SOME QUALITY ON ALL THEM THUNDERDOME THREADS
FLAMINGDINNER UBER ALLES, FLAMINGDINNER ABOVE ALL
TIME TO MAKE THIS QUALITY AND OTTHUNDERDOME FALL

AMSK8R:
YEAH MAN, YOU DO THAT, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
SERIOUSLY, WE'RE ALL MORE LIKELY TO SPONTANEOUSLY QUIT.

ECG:
FUCK OFF AMSK8R, I'M POSTING MY MEMES
AND SOONER RATHER THAN LATER WE'LL SAY "THUNDERDOME GLEEMS"
GLEEMS WITH MEMES OF COURSE, AND WORTHLESS SHIT
BECAUSE I'M FLAMINGDINNER, AND I DON'T FUCKING QUIT

AMSK8R:
OKAY BRO, WHATEVER, FUCKING NOBODY CARES.
BY THE WAY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR "I LOVE TO FUCK MARES"
OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU SAY -- SINCE YOU'RE A FURRY NOW.
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ANYCASE, JUST STOP POSTING IT, WOW.

ECG:
LIES, SLANDEROUS LIES, BITCH, I'M NOT A FUCKIN' FUR
SERIOUSLY, WHO'D YOU HEAR THAT ONE FROM, MCSKIDDLY DURR?
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT, YOU FUCKING BITCH
I'M NOT A FUR, I'M NOT A TROLL, I'M NOT A WITCH.

EPOCH:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, JUST... FUCKING WOW.
WE LET YOU BACK BECAUSE WE DON'T CARE AND YOU FUCK IT UP SOMEHOW.
THAT'S GOTTA BE A RECORD, IN SOME KIND OF WAY.
BUT ANYWAYS, FUCK OFF, NO EL CHICO TODAY.
OR TOMORROW AT LEAST, PLEASE, BECAUSE FUCK YOU.
SERIOUSLY, I HOPE WE BAN YOU -- I REALLY HOPE WE DO.
I MEAN, YOU JUST POST GAY SHIT MAN, YOU DON'T EVEN TRY
HELL, WHEN WE TELL YOU TO SHUT UP I BET YOU FUCKING CRY!

ECG:
JAJAJAJAJA GET A LOAD OF THIS FAG
EPOCH YOU'RE A BULLY GET THE FUCK OUT, HAG
I THINK YOU'RE JUST UPSET BECAUSE I DON'T TAKE COMMAN'S
FROM YOU STUPID CANCEROUS AUTIST... UH... UH... WOMANS!!!

EPOCH:
OH MY FUCKING CHRIST, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO RAP?
LIKE, JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST, THAT IS NOTHING BUT CRAP.
CORNDOG KING WOULD HAVE AN ANEURYSM JUST READING THIS ALONE
AND LET ME TELL YOU, THAT IS AN INSULT TO HIS THRONE.
NOW TELL ME AGAIN FD, WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU BANNED?
IS IT BECAUSE YOU LE MANIPULATE THE K-K-KOMMAND???
OR MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING HIERARCHY YOU CLAIM?
OR, FUCKING HELL, MAYBE YOUR ABILITY TO MAIM?
I MEAN FUCKING HELL MAN, THERE'S GOTTA BE A REASON.
BUT LET ME GUESS, YOU SAYING IT WOULD PROBABLY BE TREASON.
YEAH, WHATEVER FUCK YOU, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
JUST REMEMBER THE GOLDEN RULE: DO THAT YOU GET HIT.

ECG:
LOL WAT

EPOCH:
AND JUST LIKE THAT...

AMSK8R:
WELP BYE FAGGOT YOU WON'T BE MISSED
CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE 'CANCEROUSLY' DISSED
OH, SNAP.
THAT'S A WRAP.

END OF PART II ACT I

PART II ACT II: FLAMINGDINNER AND THE THUNDERDUMB BONFIRE

Narrator:Well as you can imagine, FD came back.
Again, and again, actually, like some sort of attack.
Not to imply, of course, that he was a threat.
Because truthfully, he was more like a puppy set.

Now if you'll excuse that unbelievably cheesy rhyme,
I believe it is now Flamingdinner time.

FLAMINGDINNER:
BACK ONCE AGAIN, GETTING TIRED OF ME?

AMSK8R:
UH NO, DUDE, NOT PARTICULARLY.

FLAMINGDINNER:
TOO BAD BITCH, I'M GONNA DO IT AGAIN.
THIS IS THE ERA OF THUNDERDOME'S END.

EPOCH:
WOW MAN, SO COOL, WE TOTALLY CARE.
YOU'RE LIKE A B-GRADE MOVIE -- QUALITY IS RARE.
NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT ALL YOUR PLANS ARE STOCK.
AND HAVE AS MUCH INTELLIGENCE AS A FUCKING JOCK.

FLAMINGDINNER:
LOL YOU STILL MAD BRAH WINKY FACE
OTTHUNDERDOME IS SUCH A BOOTYBOTHERED PLACE

OAKY:
THUS SPOKE THE FAGGOT, WHO WANTS TO MOVE TO SKYPE
BECAUSE AS WE ALL KNOW: SKYPE IS SO RIPE --
RIPE WITH QUALITY DISCUSSION, LIKE THE ETERNAL CHAT
OH, WAIT NO IT'S NOT -- FUCK NO TO THAT.

FLAMINGDINNER:
BUT SKYPE IS GREAT, I MEAN JUST THINK OF IT ALL
JUST IMAGINE HOW MUCH THE QUALITY WILL FALL!

AMSK8R:
HAHA NO GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
AND WHILE YOU'RE OUT WHY DON'T YOU STOP BEING A MASSIVE QUEER?

FLAMINGDINNER:
BUT GUYS I WAS JOKING IT WAS ALL A RUSE!!!!
HONESTLY I WAS OUT ON A CARRIBEAN CRUISE!!!!

RTCITY:
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE A STUPID FUCK FD
GET THE HELL OUT OF OTTD ALREADY

FLAMINGDINNER:
MAD MAD MAD MAD LOL MAD LOL
ALSO YOU'RE A BULLY AND A STUPID TROLL ;)

AMSK8R:
ABSOLUTELY BRAH, WE ARE BULLIES AND TROLLS
EVEN THOUGH YOU INSTIGATE EVERY TIME, LOL

FLAMINGDINNER:
I DON'T INSTIGATE, FUCK YOUR SHIT
NOW STOP BEING A BULLY, SERIOUSLY QUIT!!!!!

AMSK8R:
ALL IN FAVOR OF BANNING, PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND.
OH LOOK, EVERYONE RAISED. BUH BYE, HAVE A NICE BAN.

FLAMINGDINNER:
I'LL BE BACK FAGGOTS JUST YOU SEE
THUNDERDOME WILL DIE AND I'LL MAKE HISTORY!!!!!!

sitenote: this was made with only a cursory knowledge of how rap battles even work and a basic idea of poetic concepts so you'll just have to excuse how shitty this probably is to anybody who knows anything about rap

although that's kind of the point

you can almost hear the beastie boys crying in the distance

flade and brandon would make a much better rap

Eazy E turns in his grave

AMERICAN CHAMPION wrote:flade and brandon would make a much better rap

rtc vs fedorafist brandon and mc beaner

This is beautiful