how was your day otrecliner

k

doesn't at least the college is evil part bother you

no

rtcity le education hater

idgaf what other people believe it doesnt affect me

it doesn't affect buddhists

so then why are you so 'omg' about me not giving a shit

shes still a nice lady

flammer flamdingus wrote:kinda creeps me out how those guys think the apocalypse is happening any minute now and anyone who doesn't believe that god's kingdom was established in 1914 is going to hell and anybody who dies before the apocalypse is dead for good despite like everything and how you're not allowed to leave the church and how college is EVIL and how jesus didn't die on a cross and he only died on a stake (wtf that's not even important) and how jesus was just a perfect man despite saying "i am god" about a quidrillion times AND the fact most of them are huge fudgies

but whatever they're not as bad as some fringe groups and it's still compatible with christian doctrine except maybe the jesus/=/god i think the mormons are also are

wait no because they think joseph smith was a prophet when jesus was the last one

how come you know so damn much about them

spinnythings wrote:

flammer flamdingus wrote:kinda creeps me out how those guys think the apocalypse is happening any minute now and anyone who doesn't believe that god's kingdom was established in 1914 is going to hell and anybody who dies before the apocalypse is dead for good despite like everything and how you're not allowed to leave the church and how college is EVIL and how jesus didn't die on a cross and he only died on a stake (wtf that's not even important) and how jesus was just a perfect man despite saying "i am god" about a quidrillion times AND the fact most of them are huge fudgies

but whatever they're not as bad as some fringe groups and it's still compatible with christian doctrine except maybe the jesus/=/god i think the mormons are also are

wait no because they think joseph smith was a prophet when jesus was the last one

how come you know so damn much about them

cuz religions language and other dumb shit fascinates me

speaking of i posted this on my facebook wall because i'm trying to get into the habit of posting more often because posting as often as possible on soshol neTWERKS seems to be the way to go

http://www.amazingfacts.org/media-library/study-guide/e/4988/t/is-the-devil-in-charge-of-hell.aspx

i knew it was gonna be a trigger for all the fundie christians i'm """"friends"""" with no matter how true it is but before i even closed the facebook app someone told me "that's not true because it doesn't take into account the rest of the bible" and i'm like "yeah ok what parts in specific" but i know not to speak because anybody douchebaggy enough to make such a blunt comment and not even do any homework or anything is obviously not worth arguing with esp not where everyone can see, the problem is that the douchebag is my youth pastor and he's a decent guy and he was only doing that because the fudgie voices in his head told him to

by the end of the day i will have people praying for me i know it

the fuck are you talking about?

"speaking of" religion

and read it

you got into a religious flamewar on facebook?

no i ignored an attempt to start one because it was my fucking youth pastor

why the fuck do you have your youth pastor on facebook

i've been meaning to get on facebook for a while now but i'm soooo late to it that it seems like a waste of effort at this point

hahahahaha fd get on skype

cuz i know him and am therefore obliged to friend him

god i hate facebook the only reason i use it is to remind people i still exist

on my 14th birthday i didn't get any greetings it took mom uploading a picture of the party i guess you could call it to get 53 likes and 10 commenters god i feel so forgotten i don't even care any more

Because I'm in advanced algebra, i don't gotta go to school monday and take the F(undie)CAT

one of my friends obliterated a fish by throwing it down as hard as he could on the pavement and its head just exploded, meat chunks scattering. the head was never found.

im pretty sure it felt no pain

Red Epoch wrote:one of my friends obliterated a fish by throwing it down as hard as he could on the pavement and its head just exploded, meat chunks scattering. the head was never found.

im pretty sure it felt no pain

holy jesus

let me whip out the pic hollup